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You are here: Vidpk.com Discussions » General Discussions » Best joke in the world

Best joke in the world

1 Aug 2008

Reply back with your favorite joke. Mine:

A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'

songman
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
1
1 Aug 2008

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke. The fly gave birth to a baby fly right there and died.
The baby fly opened it's eyes
looked at the girl and said , 'maaa!'.

The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied, 'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'
abbas [admin]
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
2
3 Aug 2008

funny,but not scinetific,thelife cycle of a bee need to be alarva stage.when a girl see amigit in coke she will drop the glass right away,and scream
aisha
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
3
3 Aug 2008

it is a joke damnit...it doesnt have to be scientific :P
suhana
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
4
3 Aug 2008

i know you feel to be humour ,but nothing in it to be laugh vote it
aisha
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
5
4 Aug 2008

I think it was pretty funny!
songman
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
6
7 Aug 2008

Pakistan aur India kay beech jang ho rahi thi. Sarhad par dono forces tayyar theen, but dono sarhad kay paar jaanay say dar rahi thi.
Itnay main India ki taraf say Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonkay utha, aur bhagta hua sarhad paar kar kay Pakistan ki taraf aa gaya. Pakistani forces nay usko kuch nahi kaha. Kyun??

Kyunkay:
Panchi, nadya, Pawan K. Jhonkay,
Koi sarhad na inhe rokay!
bablu
from Fiji
joined 6 yrs ago
7
7 Aug 2008

haha..kia chawal hey..
brownkhan [admin]
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
8
7 Aug 2008

haha.good funny
aisha
from Unknown
joined 6 yrs ago
9
11 Aug 2008

hahahaahah soooooooooooooo funny....
1234
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
10
23 May 2010

VERY FUNNY.
kuki786
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
11
23 May 2010

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave kneels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?
fairy77 [moderator]
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
12
24 May 2010

mai tmy aik joke sunata hn
univ boy say "kal say parho ga"
popat
from Pakistan
joined 4 yrs ago
13
28 May 2010

Ek sardarji electronics ki dukan main jaaker boltay hain k mujhey yeh wala TV chayye. Dukandar kehta hey k nahin main aap ko yeh TV nahin desakta.

Sardarji thori der baad bhes badal kar aatay hain aur kehtey hain mujhey yeh wala TV chayye. Dukandar phir mana kardeta hey.

Sardarji teesri baar bhes badal kar aatay hain k yeh wala TV chayye. Dukandar phir mana kardeta hey. Sardarji aakhir ghussay main aaker poochtey hain k tu baar baar mujhey pehchan kaisey leta hey.

Dukandar kehta hey "kyunkey yeh TV nahin microwave hey".
huckleberry
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
14
28 May 2010

Train main Ek Behra Doosray Behray se:

"App Lahore jarahay hain"

Doosra:

"Nahin main Lahore jaraha hoon".

Pehla:

'Acha sorry! main samjha aap lahore jarahay hain".
huckleberry
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
15
28 May 2010

huckleberry v. v.nic best 1s so far

dabai main daba
dabai main kargush
nana nei aankh mari
nani behoosh
bal-e
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
16
28 May 2010

lolz @sardar g
anmol_muskan
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
17
28 May 2010

Sardarji is working on the third floor of a building when the phone rings. Sardarji answers. The voice says "Banta singh tumhari beti ka accident hogaya hey'.

Sardarji screams and jumps from the window of the third floor. When he is passing the second floor he realizes, "oye meri beti kahan hey jo uska accident hoga".

When he is passing the first floor he thinks "oye..meri abhi shadi kaha hoi he jo meri beti hogi".

Just when he is about to hit the ground he realizes "oye..yeh banta singh kaun hey..mera naam tu Jaswant hey".
huckleberry
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
18
5 Oct 2010

very funny joke.
pakwinter
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
19
5 Oct 2010

Aik sardar pehlee dafa jahaz mein bethta hai......jesay hee jehaz urtha hai , isko vomiting aatee hai ,voh plastic bag mein moonh dal laita hai.........Air hostess ussay dekhtey hoay guzar jatee hai , Thori deer baad wo wapis aati hai to dekhtee hai jahaz kay tamam loog vomiting kar rahi hoteen hann orr wo sardar aram say betha hoa hota hai...

woh sardar say pochtee hai ,inkoo kia howa , sarda kehta hai pata nahi jab mein vomit kar raha tha to yeh sab mujhay heerat say dekh rahay theey mein samjah mein nay koiee khalat kaam kia ,isliay mein woh plastic bag dobaraa peei gaya.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
20
5 Oct 2010

Teacher: Bacho wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay,
Bachey: nahi peyan gay
Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay
Bachey: nahi karengay
Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay
Bachey: nahi karengay
Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay
Bachey: Kar dengay ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
21
6 Oct 2010

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
22
6 Oct 2010

One woman said to another: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied: Yes because I married the wrong man....
neerabhatt
from Qatar
joined 5 yrs ago
23
6 Oct 2010

A boy was driving a car, A girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: Hey...........Buffalo!
Girl shouts back: You bull, Donkey, Stupid!

Then she accidents and hits the buffalo crossing the road.

Moral: Girls never understand what boys say.....!
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
24
7 Oct 2010

1 Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta hai ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
25
7 Oct 2010

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
26
7 Oct 2010

boy:i can kiss u even without touching u ...!!
girl: u can`t...
boy: lagi 20 20 ki shart
girl : ok
(boy kiss tightly)
girl: u touched me ....!!


boy: yay lo 20 rupay ...
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
27
7 Oct 2010

A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
28
7 Oct 2010

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were whipped by their women.

Said and done, the next time God looks, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, but, on the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.

God becomes angry and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him! Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man says, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
29
7 Oct 2010

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"



2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.



3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai



4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment.. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..



5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some 1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once



6. Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago.



7. Santa: Doctor ye maala kis ke liye hai ? Doctor: Ye meri life ka first operation hai. Safal ho gaya toh mere liye, nai toh tumhaare liye.



8. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ... . ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.



9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.



10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!



11. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ? Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge



12. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy. Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai. Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.



13. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad



14. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother



15. Pathan Ladki se: I Love you !
Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo
Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I Love you".



16.Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota.
NusratM
from Canada
joined 5 yrs ago
30
7 Oct 2010

number 14 is the best one.
nazia00
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
31
18 Oct 2010

naani amman ne munnay se kaha, "betay, jab tumhen khaansi aae to mun per haath rakh liya karo"
munna bola, "naani amman aap fikar na karen, meray daant aap ki tarha naqlee nahi hain"
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
32
18 Oct 2010

aik aadmi “yaar meri bhains sookhi hooi ghaas nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. doosra aadmi “bhains ko hara chashma pehnao,who sookhi ghaas ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
33
18 Oct 2010

parosi say lartay hoye aik shaks ne kaha,main nay suna hay kay tum logon se kehtay phirtay ho kay meri saas ka chehra meray bull dog se milta hay, haan kehta hun,phir parosi nay kaha to shaks bola, “ab keh kar to dekho main apnay bull dog ki itni beizzati bardast nahi kar sakta hun”.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
34
18 Oct 2010

Ustaad Shagird say, tumharay walid ka kiya naam hay? Shagird janab bulb deen. Ustaad, bulb deen yeh kesa naam hay? Shagird jinab pehly un ka naam chirag deen tha. lekin jab se science ne taraqqi ki hay tab se unho nay apna naam bulb deen rakh diya hay.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
35
18 Oct 2010

Aik daffa bus main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rahay thay or apas main lar jhagar rahay thay. aik buzurg un ki waja say bohot ghussay main aa gaye. jab un say raha na gaya to uth kar bolay. Allama Iqbal nay such hi kaha tha. Utha ke phenk do baaher gali main Nai tehzeeb kay anday hain ganday Aik khilari khara ho kar bola, baba jee Allama Iqbal nay ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan thay, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye thay.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
36
18 Oct 2010

ab load sheDDIng k baad doobara chiraghdeen hi rakhliya hoga............electricity crisis
pepper
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
37
18 Oct 2010

deep thought...very true :-)
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
38
18 Oct 2010

Molvi sahab (bachay se) parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo. Bachay ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha, molvi sahab! Aap bachay ke halaq se halwa na nikalwayen main or bana deti hun.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
39
18 Oct 2010

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
squidward
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
40
19 Oct 2010

Aik choonta or choonti film dekh kar cinema se baher aye. thori dor pedal chalne ke bad choontay ne choonti se pocha. Begam, pedal chalein ya kutta kar lain?
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
41
19 Oct 2010

Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun ga. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt in ke baap ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bola, nashta is ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
42
19 Oct 2010

bacha, meri ammi mujhe jab subha jagati hain to kehti hain, utho beta dopeher ho gai, tum abhi tak soyy hoye ho, dosra bacha to phir? pehla bacha, lakin jab main dopeher ka khana mangta hun to kehtien hain, aaj tumhein itni subha sawere bhook lag gai.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
43
19 Oct 2010

bhikari ne aik khatoon se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?
kal ka salan kha lo gey? khatoon ne poucha.
bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi.
khatoon ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
44
19 Oct 2010

Zeus funny jokes.
pakwinter
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
45
19 Oct 2010

Agar mobile pakistan ijaad karta to uss mey yeh templates hote:

1.Begherat call kar
2.cigret leta hua aiyin
3.Date par hun.
4.Yar kisi bachi ka number to de
5.Balance hai to share maar dey
6.Bakwas band kar...!
7.kaminy ....!mar gya tha kia...
8.Lite aa gayi hai...?
9.Os ko gandi nazar se na diekh,bhabi aye teri
10.Yar bachi naraz hogai ek do pappu c ghazlen to bhej
11.Abi call nahi karo jaan Ammi sath hain.
12.Tumhari Maa behan nahi.....Kameenay!
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
46
19 Oct 2010

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

?
?
?
?
?

Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)
seharkhan
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
47
19 Oct 2010

Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.

“How does this boat float?”

Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”

Once again Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
seharkhan
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
48
20 Oct 2010

Pakistan aur India ke Border mai bane Check Post mai officer apne office mai betha tha itne mai aik sipahi Aaya Aur kehne Laga: Sir mujhe Leave pe jana Hai
Officer: iss situation mai tum Leave pe nahi jasakte han agar jana zaroori hai tho aik shart hai?
Sipahi: Sir mai her qeemat pe jana chahta hon
Officer: Tho Indian Army ka aik Tank lay aao. sipahi kutch der baad aaya aur kaha Sir dushman ka tank lay aaya hon.
Officer: Tumhari leave tho accept hogai per itni jaldi tank kaisay lay aaye?

Sipahi: Sir Baharthi sipahion ko jub Leave pe jana hotha hai tho wo hamare Tank lay jate hain
sani582
from Pakistan
joined 4 yrs ago
49
20 Oct 2010

Pathan: Blood kay baray mai book parh raha tha.
wife: ye q parh rahay ho?
Pathan:mujhe doctor nay kaha hay k blood test hoga ,is liay test ki tyari kar raha hum.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
50
21 Oct 2010

sardar 12 ween manzel per kam kar raha hota hai kay aik admi aata hai or kehta hai ranjeet singh tumhari beti parosi kay larkay kay saath bhag gai.
sardar khusaay may aa kar 12 ween manzel say chalang laga deta hai.

jab wo 9 ween manzel say guzar raha hota hai ,ussay khyal aata hai kay uss ki to beti hi nahi.

jab wo 5 ween manzel say guzar raha hota hai ,ussay yaad aata hai kay uss ki to abhi shaadi bhi nahi hoi.

jab wo zameen say thori door reh jata hai to ussay yad atta hai kay uss ka naam to Tara sigh hai.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
51
22 Oct 2010

Ek dakoo ne 5 cror ki daketi ki us ne sari money zameen khod ker daba di bad mein usko police pakar kar le gai, kuch din bad us ki biwi us se milne aai tu dako ne poocha ke rakam tu mehfooz hai na??koi chura tu nahi lega tu biwi ne khush hoker kaha tussi fikir hi na karo jahan tum ne paisey dabae the waha 8 manzil ka Plaza ban giya hai.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
52
22 Oct 2010

Ek admi newspaper mein advertisment parh raha tha us mein likha tha "hamare pas ek asi heratangez cheez hai jis ke hote hoe aap sub ko dekh sakte hai lakin aap ko koi nahi dekh sakta jals order karen" us admi ne money bhej di us ko ek Parcel mila us ne betaabi se khola tu us mein ek "BURQA" rakha tha.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
53
22 Oct 2010

hahahahah @ tuktuk
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
54
22 Oct 2010

3 dost England ghoomne aaey hoe they aur ek hotel mein stay than ek raat jab woh bahr se wapis aaey tu dekha lift kharab ho gae hai hotel 22 manzil tha aur un ka room 22 floor per tha un ke tuo hosh ur gaey ke ab itni stairs charna paren gi tu sab ne kaha ke hum mazedar qissey sunate jaen gey aur stairs chartey jaeyn ge tu pata nahi chale ga jab wo 20 floor per ponche tu akhri dost ki bari thi woh ek dam rone laga tu poocha ke kun ro rahe ho qissa sunao tu us ne kaha kiya bataun mein room ki chabi(key) neechey car mein bhool aaya hoon.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
55
22 Oct 2010

hahahahah good one tuktuk
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
56
22 Oct 2010

Ek admi raat ko sardi mein jarah tha ziada hawa lagi tu us ne apna coat unlta pehen liya, ek sardar ji cycle se takkar hogai woh admi gir giya ek Police wale ne dekha tu qareeb aya aur dekha ke admi mara para hai aur sardar ji pareshan kahre hai us na qussey se kaha ke is ko kis ne mara hai tu sardar ji ne ghabra ker kaha ke ji qasam le lein mein ne is ko nahi mara mein ne tu sirf is ki ulti gardam(neck) sidhee kerne ki kosish ki thi.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
57
22 Oct 2010

sardar jee ney raat main ik gher ka darwaza khatkhataya ik aadmi bahir nikla
sardar jee ...bhai dhakka laga do
admi...jawab diye bagahir darwaza band ker diya
phir kuch dair baad socha ager meri gadi itni raat main kharab hoti aur koi mujhey mana kerta ye socha ker door khola
sardar jee jhola jhol rahey they admi ko dekhtey hi boley bhai dhakka laga do
saniashiraz
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
58
22 Oct 2010

once sardar was enjoying the sun on Beach in America.A lady came and asked him ARE YOU RELAXING?? Sardar replied NO I AM BANTA SING.Another guy came and asked the same question Sardar answerd NO NO I ME BANTA SING. The third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decieded to shif his place.While he was walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.He went and asked him ARE YOU RELAXING??The Sardar was much educated and answered YES I AM RELAXING.Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, SALAY SAB TERE KO WAHAN DOOHND RAHE HAI AUR TU YAHAN ARAMA KER RAHA HAI!
momo
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
59
22 Oct 2010

asimpeshawar@ i really lyk ur jokes. hahahha!!
momo
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
60
23 Oct 2010

@momo
oh thanks a lot momo...........at least there is some one who is appriciating.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
61
23 Oct 2010

@saniashiraz very funny hahahahahahaha...hhahahahha
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
62
2 Nov 2010

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other..

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You got Male !
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
63
3 Nov 2010

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
64
3 Nov 2010

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
65
3 Nov 2010

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
66
3 Nov 2010

Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
67
3 Nov 2010

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ?
Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
68
3 Nov 2010

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love; After marriage: It is self-defense
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
69
3 Nov 2010

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
70
3 Nov 2010

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
71
3 Nov 2010

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus Ring Master: Can any one do this.?
Sardar ji: Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
72
3 Nov 2010

Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun.
Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
73
3 Nov 2010

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
74
3 Nov 2010

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Iraq.(KILLED)
SARDAR: I Think (KILLED)....
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
75
3 Nov 2010

Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
76
3 Nov 2010

A Sardar was watching a movie " Jurassic Park " in the cinema.
The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen, Sardar ran quickly outside the cinema.
Friend: Why you are running. It's just a film.
Sardar: Mujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, tujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, magar usay kya pata woh to janwar hai.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
77
3 Nov 2010

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
78
4 Nov 2010

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
NameUndrConstruction
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
79
5 Nov 2010

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . .. . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
80
10 Nov 2010

Aik wakeel jaeb kutray ka muqadma larta hai or ussi bari karwa deta hai .
wakeel apni fees ka bill jaeb kutray ko deta hai jo kay bohat zaida hota hai.
jaeb kutra: wakeel sahab aap bhool rahay hain ,jaeb kutra aap nahi balkay main hoon.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
81
10 Nov 2010

Once police station receive a phone call. some one said in a very scared voice ,there is a theif in a working women hostel and he is been surrounded by all women so please come quickly and help.

Inspector said :ok we are coming but who u r? he replied ,I am the theif.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
82
10 Nov 2010

not too funny
rose123
from Canada
joined 5 yrs ago
83
10 Nov 2010

school may baccha ,bacchi bateen kar rahay theey.
Baccha: tum Mugh say shaadi kar loo.
Bacchi: nahi hum sirf apnay logon may shaadi kartay hain.
Baccha: wo keisay
Bacchi: meray abbu nay ammi say, mamoon nay mumani say and chacha nay chaachi say jesay shaadi ki.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
84
10 Nov 2010

not too funny
rose123
from Canada
joined 5 yrs ago
85
10 Nov 2010

sohar nay biwi say kaha chalo darling kaheen khana khanay chaltay hain.
Biwi :tumhain kitna khayal hai mera ,shaed tumhaeen ehsaas ho gaya kay main kitna thak jateen hon khana paka kar.
sohar: nahi balkay main bohhat thak jata hoon playteen dohh dohh kar.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
86
10 Nov 2010

Bacchay ganjay mehman ko dekh kar hans rahay hotay hain.
mehman:tum log hans keon rahay ho.
Bacchay: ammi nay aap kay kamray may kangee or brush bhi rakh deya hai.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
87
10 Nov 2010

Aik kanjoos dolat mand say marnay kay baad farishtay nay sawal kia .
Tum nay dunya may koi neeki kee.
Kanjoos: main nay aik dafa aik ghareeb ko aik rupya diya tha.
farishta: aur kuch
Kanjoos: aik dafa hospital main do rupay diyay.
farishta:aur kuch yaad karo
kanjoos: haan aik faqeer ko 5 rupay diyay.
farishta :yeh loo apnay 8 rupay or chalo dozakh main.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
88
10 Nov 2010

Biwi nay sharma kay apnay sohar say kaha ,aap to bilkul romantic nahi hain. Raheela ka mian ussay meri chand or meri tara keh kay bulata hai.

sohar: wo mahir-e-falkiyat hai or main hewanoo ka doctor.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
89
10 Nov 2010

chaar chootay chootay bacchoon ki mann tesri shaadi kar rahi hoti hai.
Bacchay kisi baat per larna shurroo kar detay hain.
Maa ghusssay main ghonghat say munh nikaal kar ,chup ho jao warna ayinda nahi lay kar awoon gee.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
90
10 Nov 2010

aik militray hospital ki new nurse fooji maskeen dekhnay jatee hai. Aik saath rifal ki gooliyon ki firing say seham kar sath kharay fooji ka bazoo mazbooti say pakar leeti hai.
thori deer baad apnay khauf par qaboo panay kay baad sherminda ho kar fooji say.

Maaf kijiyah ga ,app nay bura to nahi mana.
fooji: bilkul nahi ,aiyaah app ko toopoon ki maskeen bhi dekha doon.
asimpeshawar
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
91
10 Nov 2010

Ek Aurat ke 3 Damaad the ek din us ne socha in sab ko azmana chahiye, woh ek damak ke sah dariy per gai tu woh pani mein doobne lagi damaad ne chalang laga ker saas ko bacha liya,dosre din damaad subah utha tu us ke ghar mein new cycle kahri thi ye saas ki taraf se gift tha,isi tarah doosre daamad ne bhi saas ko doobne se bachaya aur usko subha new moter cycle khari saas ki taraf se mili,jab so 3rd damaad ke sath dariya per gai aur doone lagi tu daamad ne socha ke mere paas tu motor cycle tu mujud hai is liye us ne saas ko doob nane diya aur woh doob ker mer gai,subah jab damad sou ker utha tu us ke ghar mein new car kari thi ye susar ki tarf se piyra daad ke liey gift tha.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
92
10 Nov 2010

Ek salesman ne customer se kaha ke hamara computer har sawal ka correct jawab de sakta hai ap jo chahe sawal karen, us admi ne poocha acha ye batao mere father is waqt kahan hain? computer ne jawab diya woh is waqt London mein kisi meeting mein busy hain, us admi ne hans ker kaha tumhare computer ko tu kuch bhi maloom nahi mere walid tu zindah hi nahi hain salesman ne pareshan hoker kaha hamara computer wrong jawab nahi de sakta aap is sawal ko dosre tariqay se poochein admi ne likha ke meri walda ke shohar is waqt kahan hain computer ka jawab aaya ke un ka 20 saal pehle intaqal ho chuka hai.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
93
10 Nov 2010

Once a Pathan was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting
opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy
was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Pathan deserved more service. So,
when the Pathan fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Pathan was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home,
he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife "What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my
20 rupees and woken up someone else"
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
94
10 Nov 2010

athan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Naswar Gosht
mierva
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
95
11 Nov 2010

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!

I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the preetiest wives."

His wife said, 'Thank you.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
96
15 Nov 2010

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
subi2
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
97
28 Nov 2010

khusrey ney berozgari sey tang aa kar raksha chalana shuro kardya, aik din pathan aya aur bola chalien, khusra bola aur rikshaw key sath koun tehrey ga.?
squidward
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
98
2 Dec 2010

lolzzzzzz... blink blink blink :-)
X2
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
99
5 Dec 2010

HAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....)
.Naintara
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
100
8 Dec 2010

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
...
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
101
8 Dec 2010

Once a Pathan was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting
opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy
was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Pathan deserved more service. So,
when the Pathan fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Pathan was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home,
he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife "What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my
20 rupees and woken up someone else"
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
102
8 Dec 2010

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!

I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the preetiest wives."

His wife said, 'Thank you.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
103
8 Dec 2010

The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report
he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem ?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
104
9 Dec 2010

girl to Boy: tum larkey kisi larki main sab se pehley kia dekhtey ho ?

Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai keh Larki aa Rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai!!
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
105
11 Dec 2010

@jungee... best jokes hahahahh
missswiss24
from Switzerland
joined 5 yrs ago
106
19 Dec 2010

@vidpk.com! thank u very much for deleting bad stuff. JazakAllah
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
107
21 Dec 2010

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
108
21 Dec 2010

Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
109
21 Dec 2010

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
110
21 Dec 2010

cmon vidpk,wt is going on here?i didnt write my last 4 comments,who is doing this?why are you merging my old comments with my new ones?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
111
21 Dec 2010

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love; After marriage: It is self-defense
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
112
21 Dec 2010

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
113
21 Dec 2010

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ?
Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
114
21 Dec 2010

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
115
21 Dec 2010

A Sardar was watching a movie " Jurassic Park " in the cinema.
The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen, Sardar ran quickly outside the cinema.
Friend: Why you are running. It's just a film.
Sardar: Mujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, tujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, magar usay kya pata woh to janwar hai.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
116
21 Dec 2010

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus Ring Master: Can any one do this.?
Sardar ji: Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
117
21 Dec 2010

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
118
21 Dec 2010

@asimpeshawar Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
119
21 Dec 2010

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
120
21 Dec 2010

Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
121
21 Dec 2010

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
122
21 Dec 2010

Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun.
Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
123
21 Dec 2010

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Iraq.(KILLED)
SARDAR: I Think (KILLED)....
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
124
21 Dec 2010

@asimpeshawar Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR(sikh) kon?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
125
16 Jan 2011

The Annoying Orange,

sharara
from Australia
joined 4 yrs ago
126
16 Jan 2011

please post new and loughable jokes please please
100 baar k parhey hoye aur suney hoye jokes pay ab 101 baar hansi nahi roona aata hai
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
127
17 Jan 2011

pathan: apni class fellow say "I love u"
Girl: Main ja kar abhi sir ko bolteen hoon.
Pathan: pagal mughay kaho sir ko na kaho woh to pehlay hi say shaadi shudda hai.
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
128
17 Jan 2011

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
129
17 Jan 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
130
17 Jan 2011

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
131
17 Jan 2011

Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
132
17 Jan 2011

thankss junglee really sarey hi lateefey achey they parh k waqaii main hansii ayiii
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
133
19 Jan 2011

Aik pehlwan ki aik taang neeli par gayee,hakeem k paas gya to hakeem sahib ne kaha k zeher phail na jaye isi liye taang kaatni paregi,taang kaat d gayee..
Kuch din baad doosri taang b neeli par gayee,hakeem sahib ne kaha oho zeher tezi se phail raha hai ye taang b katwa do!Pehlwan ne dossri taang b katwa d aur plastic ki taangen lagwa leen,kuch arsay baad wo b neeli par gayeen,phir se hakeem sahib k paas gaya
Hakeem sahib ne kaafi der muayina karne k baad kaha
Muabrak ho tumhari beemari samajh main aa gayee hai,tumhari dhoti rang chorti hai baqi sab theek hai :D
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
134
19 Jan 2011

Baap bete se: Is dafa agar tum pass na hue to mujhe 'abbu 'keh k na bulana
Kuch din baad Baap ne bete se poocha
'Haan bhaii kya bana result ka?'
Beta bola
'Sorry Basheer saab.. ':))
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
135
19 Jan 2011

Sardarni sardar se nayee nayee shaadi baad:
'Sunte ho g,hamari shaadi ko 24 ghante guzr kar chuke hain..'
Sardar:
'Haan aur esa lagta hai jese kal hi ki baat ho':P
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
136
19 Jan 2011

hahahaha.....very funny hammadAfzal.Thanks :)
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
137
19 Jan 2011

hahahahahahaah hammad dear funny jokes k liye thankss
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
138
22 Jan 2011

:)^^ Thanks,here are some more

SArdar to his son: OYe kya bana tere result ka?
SOn:Papa wo professor saab ka beta fail hai..
SArdar:Achaa,tera kya bana?
SOn:Papa Doctor saab ka beta b fail hai!
SArdar:Tu bakiyon ko chor apna bata!
SOn:Papa wo Engineer saab ka beta b fail hai!
SArdar:O ullu deya patthaya tu apna bata na!
SOn:Na to tu konsa Allama Iqbal hai tera beta b fail hai :D
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
139
22 Jan 2011

Saahil ki geeli rait par,

Main ne us se poocha,

Tum bolti kyun nahi??

Usne palken jhuka kar muskura diya,

Aur Rait par dheere se likh diya..



' Paa me goongi aan ' :D
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
140
22 Jan 2011

Newspaper main aya 50 % sikh bewaqoof hote hain
Ispe sikkhon ne khoob hugama kiya

Phir aya
50% sikh bewaqoof nahi hote
Phir ja kar maamla thanda hua :)
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
141
22 Jan 2011

AIk engineer ne aik sweeper ko apne ghar bulaya aur usse poocha,aik ghantay ka kitna charge karoge?
Sweeper ne kaha 200 rupay!
Engineer bola KYA!Itna to me engineer ho k nahi kamaata !!
Sweeper bola,sir gee,jab me engineer tha tab main b nahi kamata tha :D
HammadAfzal
from Qatar
joined 3 yrs ago
142
28 Jan 2011

Daaku:Pathan k ghar ghus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he?
Pathan: pagal ka bacha itna barha ghar he,kahin b so jao hamen uthane ki kia zarurat thi.
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
143
28 Jan 2011

Aik larka bolne wala tota kharidne gaya..
Larka:Mein kaisa lagta hoon?
Tota:beghairat lagte ho
Larka:tota badtamez hai
dukandar nay pani la kar totay pe dal dia
Larka: agar mere 7 ghar me larki aye to tum kya socho gay.
Tota:biwi hogi
Larka:agar do ayen
Tota:biwi or sali
Larka:agar 3 ayen
Tota:biwi ,sali or behan
Larka:agar 4 hon
Tota:le aao pani bhai............Mein ney to pehle hi bola tha beghairt hai....
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
144
28 Jan 2011

Ek raat 2 baje bohat tez baarish main 1 pathan ney ek ghar ka darwaza knock kia aur poocha"Dhakka laga doge kaya"? please.....
Aadmi neend mei tha isiliya mana kar kay andar aa gaya,par usse guilty feel huwa.socha baarish mei koi meri madad na karta toh!
woh utha aur bahar jakar bola "kaya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ke zarurat hai"?
Aawaz ayi..........Haan
Aadmi :theek hai bhai tum ho kahan?
pathan bola :kocha yahan garden mein dekho ...Jhulay par.
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
145
28 Jan 2011

Veena Malik ka Mufi say sawal:

jab muhabbat or jang mein sab kuch jaiz hai to phir mohabbat mein hone wala kaka najaiz Q??
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
146
28 Jan 2011

pakistani boy: Meray 4 bhai & 6 behnayn hayn apke kitne hayn?

America boy: Meray bhai,behen nahi ,per pehli ami sa 4 abbu aur pehle abbu se 6 amiyan hayn.....
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
147
28 Jan 2011

A quick recipe from zubaida appa's kitchen:

1. Beta aik angoor lo,

2. Usay hath main pakro,

3. Ab aaram se apne daanto k beech main rakho,

4. Ab ahista se ainay main dekho,

ye lo..

'LANGOOR K MUNH MAIN ANGOOR' tiyar hai.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
148
28 Jan 2011

aik dehati aorat ke ghar mein chor ajata hai. chor ka bekhayali men paad nikal jata hai. paad ki badboo se wo aorat jaag jati hai aur kehti hai, meray put da pud, dud da pud. meri dhee da pud ghee da pud. meray saaen da pud, paharan di sud. aa keda pud aey, eda badboodaar....ye sun ker chor bhag jata hai
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
149
28 Jan 2011

hahhhhhhhhhhhahaahahaahahahahahhahah
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
150
29 Jan 2011

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k - who are you?
tota bola - i am a parrot
admi nay phir kaha - tum kon ho?
tota bola - mein tota hoon
admi nay phir pocha - tu kon ey?
tota bola chir ker bola - oye khotay... tenu ik warii samaj nai andee ma tota waan
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
151
29 Jan 2011

Khan Sahab - Humko shadi per BMW mila hy
Freind - Lekin meny tu tumhary ghar koi car dekhi nahi dekhi
Khan - Oye BMW ka mutlab hai Bohat Mota Wife
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
152
29 Jan 2011

aik budhiya bachpan mein mar gai....
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
153
29 Jan 2011

america say aik sardar ne apni maa ki dead body india bheji
jis kay sath aik letter tha k maa kay dead body aap ko mil gai ho gi,
maa nay jo kapron kay ooper 2 shirts pehni hein wo bhaiyon kay liye,
left hand me jo ghari hay wo aapi kay liye,
jo 5 socks kay jory pehny hein wo sub kay liye,
maa kay serhany kay neechay jo choclate hain wo pappu kay liye,
maa kay balon mein jo ponyan hein wo pinki kay liye, or agar kisi or
cheez ki zarurat howi to jaldi bata dena baapu ki bhi halat kharab hai
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
154
29 Jan 2011

larki - jab bhi mein tum ko fone kerti hun to tum shave ker rahay hotay ho.
tum din mein kitni dafa shave kertay ho?
larka - 30/40 dafa
larki - tum pagal ho??
larka - nahi mein naaee hoon
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
155
29 Jan 2011

daadi - veeeeeeeennaaaaaaaaaa . . . .
veena malik - daadi ek minute.... ashmit ki chaddi dho rahi hoon
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
156
29 Jan 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Dhuan-Daar Totkey!


agar chotay bachy kay pait mein keeray ho jaen to bachy kay pamper me biscuit rakh den, jesey hi keera biscuit khanay aae foran pakar len.
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mehmano kay anay se pehlay agar kala namak or mooli k prathy kha ker beth jayen to mehman jaldi chale jatay hain or dubara nahi aatey.
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ager tum aik romaal bun ker kisi kay ansoo nahi ponch sakte.
to koshish karo kay aik pamper/diaper ban jao aur kisi ki poti leek honey sey rok lo
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agar BP low hojay aur namak dastyab na ho to
naak se choohe nikal kar zaban se chaat lene se BP normal hojata he
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agar taiz or zor dar paad mar lia jaye to dil k valve khul jatey hen,
so plz taiz or zor daar paad maren or dil ki bemariyon se mehfooz rahen.
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beta ager tumhen dust/julaab lagey hoon to aik baray size ka akhrot lo. akhrot ko achhi tarah dho ker chabaye baghair nigal lo. akhrot akhri darwazay per ja ker atak jaega aur dust/julaab foran bund hojaengey
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agar aap ki naak nazlay se band hai
to apna paad muthi mein lay kay soongh lain naak khul jaye gi
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
157
29 Jan 2011

beqabu kabuu say bahar ho kay jokes likhta hai hehehehehhhe
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
158
29 Jan 2011

but zubaida appa jokes are 2 gud plz add more
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
159
29 Jan 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Garma-Garam Totkey!

tooth paste karnay kay baad uska thook aik plate main jama kar kay dhoop main sukha lain to dentonic powder bun jata hay .
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jawan beti ki agar tind kar di jaye to beti 2 saal tak ghar say bhaagnay kay qabil nahi rehti
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beta agar tumhen sakht qabz hojaey to eik bohot hi qabz kusha totka hai.
7up/sprite ki botal mein kala namak dal ker usko 5 minutes tak zor say hila ker apnay akhri derwazay say laga do. jitna bhi purana qabz hoga foran toot jaye ga.
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agar aap ka bacha her waqt naak mein ungli daale rakhta hai
to usey baghair elastic ki chaddi pehna dein. yun wo dono haathon say apni chaddi sambhalne ki waja say naak mein ungli dena bhool jaye ga
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agar ap kisi mehfil mai paad dein to saath walay ko ghoor kar dekhne se koi aap par shak nahin karay ga, yeh bara azmooda totka hai.
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muft bijli ka totka
3 mooli kay prathey
2 gobi kay prathey
1 plate mash ki dal
1 piyala ubley chaney
sub cheezen ek saath ek hi waqt mein kha ker khatam ker dein,
aur phir apni zaati Gas say generator chlayen!
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ghar mein machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khushk gober beech kamray mein rakh kay jalaen.
machar ye kehtay huey bhag jaengy kay, Zubaida apa ye tumhara he kamina pan hai.
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agar apko sardi lug rahi ho
to mein kya karun mein apki nokarani hoon jo har bat kay totkay btaun.
Note - ooper walay totkay mein machar ki baat say Zubeda Aapa ghusay mein aa chuki theen.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
160
30 Jan 2011

hehehehheeehehe bechari zubaida appa sochtin honn gin kahan phass gai mai yah totkon kay chakkar mai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
161
30 Jan 2011

hahahhaha@beqabo buht din bad itni hansi aai hai add mor totkey, khush raho odaad logon ko hansa diya tum ne zabarzst.
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
162
30 Jan 2011

odaas
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
163
30 Jan 2011

@beqabu Zubaida Appa ajkal mula bakhs ke sath tumhari talash mein hain bach ker raho.heheheh
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
164
30 Jan 2011

Lolzzzz@beqabu..Zubaida Appa K Totke..hahaha...waiting for more... :)
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
165
31 Jan 2011

zubaida appa abhi tak so rahi ho kaya??????????
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
166
31 Jan 2011

A boy went to night club ,his mom got angry and asked :Tum ne wahan koi asi chez to nahi dekhi jo tumhay nahi dekhni chahiye thi?
Boy:Yes mom,
I saw Dad.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
167
31 Jan 2011

Great news:
Aik pakistani nay aaj pani main 60 minute tak sans roknay ka world record bana liya hai.

**************Pakistan Zindabad**************

Namaz-e-janaza kal ho gi.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
168
31 Jan 2011

Zubaida appa kay Zalil karnay wala Totka:

Apni love story ka future janne k lye Type kraeen




or send kar deen apnay Abuu kay number per
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
169
31 Jan 2011

sorry the text is missing:

Zubaida appa kay Zalil karnay wala Totka:

Apni love story ka future janne k lye Type kraeen

(apna naam)
(space)
(apnay lover ka naam)

or send kar deen apnay Abuu kay number per
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
170
31 Jan 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Moosla-Dhaar Totkey! Part 3

beta agar gosht gal na raha ho
to sari botiyon ko salan mein say bahar nikal ker kisi bari plate mein rakh ker doee say peetein, pit pit ker sari botiyan gal jaengi aur khud ba khud race laga ker salan ki taraf bhagen gi, yeh kehtay hue..bachaao bachaao Zubaida Apa kay zalim totkon say bachaao.
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daant mein shadeed dard horaha ho
to aap apni saas ki chutiya zor say khenchen, jawab mein saas aap ko zor daar thappar raseed karein gi, bus phir aap sara daant ka dard bhool jaengi
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agar aap ke ander se nihayat gandi badboo aati ho
to sheher kaa sub say masroof gutter dhoonden aur uss mein rozana 2 ghantay ka mud-bath lein. tamam purani badbuon ka guaranteed khatma!
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jis shakhs ka gala kharab ho ya seenay men balgham ho aur nikal naa raha ho
to din mein 3 dafa 100 bar ye bolen KHEBAR PAKHTOON KHUAH
1 din me hi aram ajae ga
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ager aap ka ji matla raha ho
to chotay bachay ki poti ka intezar karen. jesay he bacha poti keray, foran iss ka poti wala pamper/diaper khol ker naak kay qareeb karen aur 5 miuntes tak gehray saans len. ji matlana bund hojega. ye bara hi mohlik totka hai
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chahre ki rangat mein nikhar aur keel mahason say nijaat k liye tamam mehngay tariqay chhor ker aik nehayat he sasta aur moassar tariqa apnaen. gaye (cow) ka umda, taza aur khusboodar gobar lay ker chahre pay malyay, phir daikhna apka yeh nikhar dunya daikhay gi
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beta agar raat ko bar bar zehrily paad aa rahay hon
to aap 1 elaichi apnay akhri darwazay (soorakh) mein rakh lein to hawa khushbodar aaegi.
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agar sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat ziyada thanda lage
to kameeno pani garam ker kay nahalo ab is mein bhi Zubaida Aapa kay totke he chahiyen sabko?
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
171
31 Jan 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Moosla-Dhaar Totkey! Part 3

beta agar gosht gal na raha ho
to sari botiyon ko salan mein say bahar nikal ker kisi bari plate mein rakh ker doee say peetein, pit pit ker sari botiyan gal jaengi aur khud ba khud race laga ker salan ki taraf bhagen gi, yeh kehtay hue..bachaao bachaao Zubaida Apa kay zalim totkon say bachaao.
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daant mein shadeed dard horaha ho
to aap apni saas ki chutiya zor say khenchen, jawab mein saas aap ko zor daar thappar raseed karein gi, bus phir aap sara daant ka dard bhool jaengi
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agar aap ke ander se nihayat gandi badboo aati ho
to sheher kaa sub say masroof gutter dhoonden aur uss mein rozana 2 ghantay ka mud-bath lein. tamam purani badbuon ka guaranteed khatma!
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jis shakhs ka gala kharab ho ya seenay men balgham ho aur nikal naa raha ho
to din mein 3 dafa 100 bar ye bolen KHEBAR PAKHTOON KHUAH
1 din me hi aram ajae ga
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ager aap ka ji matla raha ho
to chotay bachay ki pottii ka intezar karen. jesay he bacha pottii keray, foran iss ka pamper/diaper khol ker naak kay qareeb karen aur 5 miuntes tak gehray saans len. ji matlana bund hojega. ye bara hi mohlik totka hai
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chahre ki rangat mein nikhar aur keel mahason say nijaat k liye tamam mehngay tariqay chhor ker aik nehayat he sasta aur moassar tariqa apnaen. gaye (cow) ka umda, taza aur khusboodar gobbar lay ker chahre pay malyay, phir daikhna apka yeh nikhar dunya daikhay gi
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beta agar raat ko bar bar zehrily paad aa rahay hon
to aap 1 elaichi apnay akhri darwazay (soorakh) mein rakh lein to hawa khushbodar aaegi.
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agar sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat ziyada thanda lage
to kameenoo pani garam ker kay nahalo ab is mein bhi Zubaida Aapa kay totke he chahye sabko?
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
172
31 Jan 2011

hahahahahhahahahhaha wow very nice,, sach main hans hans k peat main dard hoo gaya lakin dil nahi bhara lateefey parh parh k, Allah tum ko khush rakheyyy aur sada sehaat k sath lambii omar dey , hum sab ko khush karney k liyee joog joog jeeooooo
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
173
1 Feb 2011

WAH WAH WAH WAH ZUBAIDA APPA TOH HIT HO GAEIN
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
174
1 Feb 2011

aik pathan helmet khuja raha tha
barabar mein khare admi ne kaha
khan saha helmet utaar k khuja lo
patahn gusse se bola

khocha tumhara tang mein khujli hota hai to kia tum shalwaar utar deta hai?
hammadali
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
175
1 Feb 2011

joo joo jokes khud bana kar likhta hai oss ko 1000 duayein khush rahooo saab hahahhahahahahah
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
176
2 Feb 2011

sardarni: sardar je tussi meray naal payar ni karday.
sardar: 7 bacchoon ki tarf isharra kar kay ..tay yeh mainay kia internet tay download kittay hain.
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
177
2 Feb 2011

3 pathan picnic per jatey hain, then they realize they forgot Pepsi bottle, and decide to send the youngest one to go back home and bring the pepsi.
He said : main uss waqat jaon ga agar tum donoon promise karo kay yeh samosay nahi khaoo gay.
They promised.
pora din guzar jata hai, shaam ho jati hai , aakir kar aik unn main say kehta hai yar yeh abhi tak wapis nahi aya keon na samosay kha hi lean.
jesay hi wo samosay khanay lagtay hain, wo youngest one who went to bring the pepsi came out from the tree just behind them and said ,mughy pata tha kay tum zaroor samosay kha loo gay issi liya main gaya nahi tha balkay darakht kay pecchay say tum doonon ko dekh raha tha......
junglee
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
178
2 Feb 2011

lol
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
179
2 Feb 2011

Indian: Hum nay apni beauty Queen Saniya Mirza tumhare Shoaib Malik ko di. Ab tum hamare Salman Khan ko kiya dogay?
Pakistani: Zubaida Aapa
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
180
2 Feb 2011

Arz kia hia he

Main bahir nahi janonga Mujhe Dar lagta hai he papa

Gali main Baal khole khari hai Zubaida apaa.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
181
2 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa Ka Totka
Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi Zubaida apa k.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
182
2 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa Ka Totka
Agar aap kay pass naraa ya elastic na ho or shalwar dheli ho to usy girnay say bachanay ka sub say asan tariqa yeh hai kay shalwar kay upper underwear pehan lein.
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
183
2 Feb 2011

zubaida Aapa arz karti hain

Mere dil kay bavarchi-khanay mai teri yad ka cholha jalta hai....

Tere ishq kay pakoray pakty hain jis mai shaan masala dalta hai....
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
184
2 Feb 2011

wah wah kia baat hai shaan masaloon ki aur zubaida aapa kii wah wah wah wah
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
185
2 Feb 2011

Anwar, Zubaida Aapa ke liye farmate hain.

aapa kya khoob ada tum pati ho
ye totke kahan se dhoond lati ho

Aapa jawab deti hen.

chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo loutke
aik baar jo aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
186
2 Feb 2011

Top 10 Most Popular Ajeeb o Ghareeb Awards 2011 goes to:

10) Mehwish Hayat ki Khud-Pasandi

9) Faisal Qureshi & Babar Javed ki Kashish e Saqal.

8) Zubaida Apa kay Totkay

7) Sahir Lodhi ki Fakeness

6) Mani & Hira ki Bakbakbak

5) Chef Rahat ka Rahat Stone Oven

4) Abid Ali ke manhoos Bachay in Masi aur Malka

3) Meera ki Badhawasian

2) Veena Malik ki Babakiyan

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1st award goes to:

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Dil tham lo

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Haan bhai haan sub se ziyada chichori.....Botox Queen...

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1) Shaisata wahidi ki Cheapness.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
187
3 Feb 2011

kaya baat hai kaya baat hai hahahahahhahaa
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
188
3 Feb 2011

A student comes into his lab class right at the end of the hour. Fearing he'll get an "F", he asks a fellow student what she's been doing. "We've been observing water under the microscope. We're suppose to write up what we see." The page of her notebook is filled with little figures resembling circles and ellipses with hair on them. The panic-stricken student hears the bell go off, opens his notebook and writes, "During this laboratory, I examined water under the microscope and I saw twice as many H's as O's."
soni123
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
189
3 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Andha-Dhund Totkey! Part 4

agar aapkay khanay mein makhi gir jaye
to usay nikal kar itna chabayen kay kisi aur makhi ki jurrat hi naa ho aap kay khanay ki taraf aanay ki.
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balghum ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana ker chabaya jaye
to ding dong bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai
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doodh phat jaye
to safaid dhagay say cee lo, kisi ko patta nahin chalay ga
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beta agar aap kay paad aap ki marzi kay baghair bari garaj-daar awaz say nikaltay hain aur aap ko logon kay samnay sharmindagi hoti hai
to aik chutki taza makhan (butter) apnay akhri darwazay mein lagaen. tamam chhotay baray paad bari khamoshi say phisal phisal ker neklen gay aur kisi ko pata bhi nahin chalay ga.
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kaafi arsay istemal kay bad jab baghair dhulay mozon (socks) mein say nihayat he ganddi badboo anay lagay
to unko kisi oonchi dewaar per taang den. Is se ghar mein chipkali, machar, makhi, lalbaig waghera nahin atay aur mahman bhi gate say wapis chalay jatay hain.
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agar aap ka PB high ho jaye
to bohot saari kachi karhi per chutki bher jamal gota daal ker khaen, do teen taber torr julaabon kay baad BP normal hojega
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chipkali ko ubaal ker dhoop mein sukha ker, chips jesa crunchi honay kay baad
ketchup ooper daal ker khaya jaye
to ulti aa jati hai
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agar chota bacha roz raat ko bar bar uth ker roye
to tum pehlay say tayyari kerlo. Aik chhoti shishi ko achi tarah dho ker khushk kerlo phir uss mein bachay ki thori si potty daal ker dhakkan bund kerkay rakhlo. Raat ko jab bacha roye to foran shishi ka dhakkan khol ker bachay ko sunghao, bacha foran chup ho ker so jaega aur dobara nahi ronay ki koshish nahi karay ga
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agar bus main seat naa mil rahi ho to
kisi kay mu kay paas 2 teen phoosian maar dainay say wo seat chorr dy ga
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
190
3 Feb 2011

hahahaahhahahahahah kia baat hai ap k dil pasand PAADOON ki
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
191
3 Feb 2011

hey i didn't understand this joke can u explain it to me...someone...?? A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
2010
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4 Feb 2011

i cant believe u cudnt understood the last joke..
or was that a joke in itself?2010?
fairy77 [moderator]
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4 Feb 2011

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
beqabu
from United States
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4 Feb 2011

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.
beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Zubia (1 , iam nun or whatever butiam happy that iam a pain in ur big fat___ss.. yeah i pass the remarks whats ur prob? however iam happy iam not raised by a mother like yours to be a dirty pot..)
fairy77 [moderator]
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5 Feb 2011

fairy77... tumhari nasal kay loag jo direct kisi kay maa baap par jaate hain, woh sirf apni hee zaat aukaat aur broughtup dikhataey hain... I feel pity for you
zubia91
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5 Feb 2011

feel pitty for urself zubia91 as the rest of the members feel for u..)
apni asliat jaan kar bura laga?
fairy77 [moderator]
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5 Feb 2011

hahaha very funny if u tried to joke here and atleast not dirty.. congrats this was first nondirty talk from u zubia..
fairy77 [moderator]
from Unknown
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5 Feb 2011

Thank u fairy77 for complimenting me
zubia91
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
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Start
.
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Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant. All othr ants cried out, duba duba k maar salay ko
beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

hahahahahaha very good as always my dear beqabu sooooooooo much love ur Jokes keep it my jaani
muslimk
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

laghta hay k beqabu ye totkey pehlay khud per azmata hey phir likhta hey.
Samira
from Canada
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5 Feb 2011

2 gud beqabu
ishaan
from Germany
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5 Feb 2011

Duayoon ka Shukriyaaaa My dear Beqabu darling , Khush rahooo aur HUM saab ko bhi issi Tarha khush rakhooooo Ammeen(love u All)
muslimk
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Thapper Marne Pe Naraz Biwi Ko Shohar Bola
Admi Usey Marta Hai Jise Pyar Karta Ha
Biwi Ne Us Ko 2 Mare Or Boli
Ap Kya Samjhte Hain Main Ap Se Pyar Nahi Karti
Zeus
from Brazil
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5 Feb 2011

beta (baap se )abu app lambe hote jarahe hain .
baap : tmhe kese pta chala ?
beta: app ka sar balon se nikalta jara hy
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Aik molvi pathan ka nikkah parha raha tha.
pathan: molvi sahab tum ko to nikkah bhi sahi parhana nahi aatta.
Tum aisa karo larki kay sath betho main tumheen batata hoon kay nikkah kaisay parhatay hain.........
rider
from Pakistan
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5 Feb 2011

hahahahahah raha na akher Pathaan Ka pathaaan
muslimk
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Meera ki Aqalmandian! Part 1

Meera apni best friend Laila se kehti hai:
Meera: yaar achha hua mein Pakistan me paida hui, America me nahi
Laila: kiyun America mein paida hoteen to kya hota ?
Meera: tu bhi naa ..... mujhe english kahan aati hai
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Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Meera: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail-gaadi
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Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kiyun rahi ho?
Meera: main yeh soch rahi hoon kay woh 5 marks kaisay milay
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Meera: main shaadi karke khush rahna chaahti hoon.
Laila: arey yaar, mazaaq mat karo. hasney ka mood nahi hai.
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At a private party meera was invited! Suddenly Meera said something that there was pin drop silence.................................Meera: wait er mery coke may SNOW dal dain plz
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Once A Journalist Asks Meera
What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer???

Meera Answers :

Wese Tou Mujhay Chiken Roll Pasand hy Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha leti hoon..
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Mera ki Deep Thinking:
Meera arz kerti hain, Pyar woh nahin ke hum kisi aik ko kitne saal tak karte hain.
Pyar to woh hai kay hum aik saal mein kitno se karte hain........
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Meera ki Dard Bhari Shayiri:

Meera arz kerti hen -----------

gaur say sunen ---------


dil mai chubhi sui-------


dil mai chubhi sui-------aaaah




uei uei uei-----------
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beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Meera English kay paper main fail ho gaee, kiyun kay,
She did translation:

1.Main aam aorat nahi hon
Meera translation: I’m not a mango waman

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Meera translation: Colda & hota are fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
Meera translation: English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
Meera translation: give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur, hazara se hay
Meera translation: I belong 2 green pur thousanda
beqabu
from United States
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5 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa Kay Son Ka Wadding Card

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Mrs.Kali Mirch & Mr. Kala Zeera request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Dhania
with
Haldi
(D/o Mrs. Ilaichi & Mr. Sonf of Tez Paat
on 29th February at Adrak Hall, Lehson Chowk, Masala Pur)

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
beqabu
from United States
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6 Feb 2011

khush kitta jaaniiii
muslimk
from United States
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6 Feb 2011

shutup fairy77! okay if i dont understand the joke i could ask this is a free web site i am not paying u or anyone else so i have some right!!! i am not aking u i am asking other peple so shutup!:P
2010
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216
6 Feb 2011

u certainly can but mind ur language and learn some manners.
fairy77 [moderator]
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6 Feb 2011

@2010
yes dear don't listen to them........
I tell u the truth i also did't understand that one but when i think then it gets clear....
Actually the woman was dating with some other guy and then her husband walk in the door so the other guy just slip under the table that is why the lady said her husband just enter the hotel...

u know i don't like these kind of jokes that u have to think and then u can laugh .......
like soni123 joke .......i did't get it that one too.
rider
from Pakistan
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6 Feb 2011

Girl: mera dil ek mobile hai or tum us k sim ho
Boy: mujy boht hushi huy
Girl:zyaida hush na ho
Boy: Q
Girl: koi acha package mila to sim change ker loongi.
missu0000
from United Arab Emirates
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6 Feb 2011

woo loog bohat hi jahil hootey hain jin ko phehley joke sunaoo pher oss ko samjhaooo aur pher un sey kahoooo,,, Beta Ab Hansooooo iss jaga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afsooos hota hai UN loogoon pay ,,, abey ooooooo jahilooon jaab jokes samjh nahi aatey tu iss web side ko use hi ku kartey hooo,,, dosroon ka bhi maza kharab kartey hoooo
muslimk
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6 Feb 2011

lol
ishaan
from Germany
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6 Feb 2011

beqabuuuuuuu phir say 2 gud
ishaan
from Germany
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6 Feb 2011

beqabuuuuuuuuuuuu always Too good Love U Much Beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Jeeta reh Yaraaaa
muslimk
from United States
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6 Feb 2011

thank u so much rider!:)
2010
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7 Feb 2011

Once in a zoo monkey told a joke every animal enjoyed and laughed but the donkeyu ddnt, next day the donkey started laughing,some one asked why is it laughing?
somebody helped him understanding the joke today and now he can laugh.hehehehe

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7 Feb 2011

khush kitta nini yaar lolzzzzz
muslimk
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7 Feb 2011

Meera ki Aqalmandian! Part 2

Meera apnay ghar mein medicines kay qareeb say bari khamoshi say guzarti hai kay kahin sleeping tablets jaag na jaen
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Meera nay ek din apna kaan jala liya kiyun ke jab uss kay phone ki ghanti baji to wo istary ker rahi thi
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Meera ko agar tuesday ko hansana ho to ussay latifa monday ko sunaen
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Ager Meera ki akhon mein ghaur say dekha jaye to aap uss kay sir kay peechhay sub kuchh dekh saktay hain kiyun kay dimagh hai hi nahin
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Meera aik din america mein shoping ke liye pedal chal pari
road crossing per likha tha DON'T WALK. to Meera nay daur ker road cross kerli
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Meera pizza khanay gai
pizza shop ke assistant ne poochha: Madam pizza ke 6 pieces karon ya 9
Meera: Ax-cuse me, 6 piece kardo plzzz, mein 9 peices nahi kha sakoon gi
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Laila ne Meera say poochha: Tum nay Shakespeare parah
Meera: Nahin,ye kis ne lilka?
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Meera ko uss aik director nay apna phone number 2 3 8 5 11 diya ke kal mujhay call kerna
Meera jub call kernay bethi to gayarah (11 )per aa ker atak gai. ussay phone per 0 say 9 tak numbers to nazar aye magar 11 nahin mila . guusay mein uss ne phone hi tordia ye soch ker k ab aisa phone loongi jis mein 0 say 100 tak number hongay.
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aik din Meera doodh peetay huye zakhmi ho gai kiyun kay bhains uss kay ooper gir pari
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Meera football match dekhtay hue Laila se poochti hai,
Meera: yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Laila: goal karnay ki koshish ker rahe hain
Meera: lekin ball toh pehle se gol hai, aur kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!
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Laila: jaldi se ja kar koi khali raksha le aao Meera.
Meera: wapis aa kar, koi khali raksha milta hi nahi, har aik main aik admi zaror betha hota hai
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Kisi nay kaha: Meera u r lookin so HOT.
Meera: no no meray room mein 2 air conditioners hain, iss liye mein HOT nahi hoon. mein garmi mein kaam bhi nahi kerti hoon
beqabu
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7 Feb 2011

aik machhar ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
machhar becharay ki qismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi..
beqabu
from United States
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7 Feb 2011

Meera waaley jokes ahchay hain..Lekin iss baycharee ko itna matt sataao..Madiha Shah, Reema and Nargis are equally jaahil just like Meera
zubia91
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7 Feb 2011

ok :)
beqabu
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7 Feb 2011

indians ko dhoti bohot pasand hai iss liye india mein aik multiplex cinema ka naam hai DHOTI MEIN
ab zara ghaur karen jab DHOTI MEIN films lagti hai to kiya likha jata hai

Karan Arjun DHOTI MEIN
Yamla Pagla Deewana DHOTI MEIN
Tees Maar Khan DHOTI MEIN
Duplicate DHOTI MEIN
Toon Pur Ka Super Hero DHOTI MEIN
Dulha Mil Gaya DHOTI MEIN
Pyaar Impossible DHOTI MEIN
Chance Pe Dance DHOTI MEIN
Road to Sangam DHOTI MEIN
Raavan DHOTI MEIN
Dabangg DHOTI MEIN
Do Anjanay DHOTI MEIN
Golmaal DHOTI MEIN
VeerZara DHOTI MEIN
beqabu
from United States
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7 Feb 2011

Chemistry

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name: Veena Malik

Symbol: VM

Atomic Weight: dont even dare to ask :)

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone
beqabu
from United States
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7 Feb 2011

wow, Veena malik's joke is best :)
but I guess the highly unstable thing is not true for her, it can be true for Meera,
Veena may laakh buraaiyan sahi, but I observed that she is highly stable psychologically and mentally very strong headed.
zubia91
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8 Feb 2011

wah wah wah wah beqabu say mogambo khush huwa lol
ishaan
from Germany
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8 Feb 2011

wah wah wah wah beqabu say mogambo khush huwa lol
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
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8 Feb 2011

bhai aur bhensooo opss behnoo, jokes pay sirf HANSOOOO osss ka postmartum karney ko kis ney kaha hai?????
muslimk
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8 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Jatloo-Jalaltoo Totkey! Part 5

agar aap se koi bachi set nahin ho rahi
to aapki shakal achi nahin hogi.. beta iss men main kya kar sakti hun?
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gosht men dalne kay liye koi sabzi samajh na aye
to aap gosht mein botiyan dal dein
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sonkashi chahiye to
30 kg sonam aur 30 kg meenakshi ko blender mein daal ker blend karo, 5 minutes mein fresh sonakshi tayyar
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diwaar kay doosri taraf dekhna ho
to beta tum aik drill machine lo. phir diwaar mein soorakh karo aur dekh lo
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mun mein daant na hon
to aap ki warrantee khatam ho chuki hai
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piyaz khane se agar mun me badboo ho jaye
to aap apni saas say hans hans ker baten karen, wo jald hi behosh hojaen gi
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agar aap kay sir main shaded dard ho
to aik bara wala hotora le kar apne sir per maren aur khopri ke khultey he dard ko khench kar bahar nikal len.
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agar aap kay kaan bund hojaen
to 6 kelay ek saath khaen, jiss ki wajah say aap ko shadeed qabz hoga. phir jab aap bohot zor lagengay to aap kay kaano say dhuan niklay ga aur kaan khul jaengay.
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agar aap kay bachay zyada matti khate hein
to bachon ko matti ke pakoray, matti ke samosay, aur matti ki kheer bana ker den. wo bohot shoq say khaengay
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beta agar tum meri bataee hui recipe bana ker khalo
to foran ambulance walon ko call karo
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toilet bund hojaye
to ...to kiya...kamino...kiya mujhay jamdarni samajh rakha hai...abhi joota khench kay maroongi...
Shhhheee....khamosh.... Zubaida Apa aik baar phir ghussay mein aa chuki hain....bhago
beqabu
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8 Feb 2011

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye…thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye…. AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!
beqabu
from United States
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8 Feb 2011

A 4 APPLE
B 4 BADA APPLE
C 4 CHHOTA APPLE
D 4 DUSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FALTOO APPLE
G 4 GOL APPLE
H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB, KHAKE ITNE SARE APPLE?
beqabu
from United States
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8 Feb 2011

Larka: hi
Reema: what
Larka: tum kesi ho?
Reema: kiya mein tumhen jaanti hoon?
Larka: mein Ameer hoon...
Reema: Oh!!! Achha....mein Reema hoon, 18 saal ki ... tum bohot achhay lag rahay ho....bahar chalen ???
Larka : mera poora naam Ameer Ahmad hai, kahan chalna hai??
Reema: sorry, mein larkon say baat nahin karti
beqabu
from United States
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9 Feb 2011

subha subha app saab ko beqabu k zubaida aapa waley tootkey aur jokes parhney chaheeyeein, sharteeya pora din khushgawar guzrey ga,, (azmaya hoa nuskhaa hai)Love u jaaani Beqabuuuuuuu
muslimk
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9 Feb 2011

2 gudddddddddddddddd
ishaan
from Germany
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10 Feb 2011

can any buddy tell me how to post a new topic ?
i m new user and its my first post
wafaarzo
from United States
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11 Feb 2011

u just did it sir ,,,, congratss buddy ,,,,,,,,------------- and welcome to the ghundda gang
muslimk
from United States
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11 Feb 2011

no no . my mean iz topic kese arrange karty hain?
jo topic chal rahe hain jese nadia khan wala or dosry hain wo kese yahan add karty hain.
main b koi topic dna chahti hoon js pe sab log aa kar apne comments likhen
wafaarzo
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11 Feb 2011

H.O.T Topi.cs kay sath joo more likha hai uss per jain or bhir uss new safay per likha howa hai kay naya topic kay liaya yehan per clic.k kareen.
i have put dots and write in urdu otherwise my comments not going through.
rider
from Pakistan
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11 Feb 2011

thank you shooo much rider thank u thank u thank u
wafaarzo
from United States
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12 Feb 2011

beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tusii kithey hooo broooooooooooooo???????????????? where is zubaida aapa's Mazey daar Tootkey? where is meera's Badhawaseeyain????
muslimk
from United States
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12 Feb 2011

o ho larki wo b 23 saal ki
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
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12 Feb 2011

arey zar wali k pear wali,,, jani hum sey hi pooch leytein,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,, kher tu hai/??? loogoon ki profile check ki ja rahi hai,,, hain jee? llolzzzz
muslimk
from United States
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12 Feb 2011

haan jani . karna parta hy
plz yaar dont mind . app ki batoon se mje lagta tha k u r a boy but jb check kia tou
tusi v apne hi jese nikly
hehehe
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
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12 Feb 2011

jooo app ney samjha Woo HUm nahi hain ,, aur joo hain oss ki samjh app ko kabhi nahi aa sakti,,, lolzzz ,,,,, ye high level ki bataan hain dilbara kheekheee kheee kheee kheee
muslimk
from United States
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13 Feb 2011

where is beqabu???????????????
ishaan
from Germany
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13 Feb 2011

larka shopkeeper say :aap kay pass valentine's day ka koi aisa card hai jis main likha ho kay main tum say or sirf tum say hi pyar karta hoon.
shopkeeper: haan hai.
boy: ok 12 card pack ker doo..........
rider
from Pakistan
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13 Feb 2011

aik chinee admi apni cheeni pregnant wife ko hospital lay gaya delivery kay liye. lekin bacha kala bhujang peda hua. chinee admi iss baat per sakht hairaan tha, uss nay bachay ka naam rakha...SOME TIN WONG
beqabu
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13 Feb 2011

aik gori or gory ka beta huwa woh bohot kala tha…..
husbnd: darling ye bacha itna kala kiyun hai?
wife: kiyun kay mein bhi bohot hot thi or tum bhi bohot hot thay isliye bacha jal gaya
beqabu
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13 Feb 2011

Meera ki Aqalmandian! Part 3

Aakhir-kaar Meera nay shaadi ka waada ker hi liya, lekin, aik budhay se.
Fans nay poocha: aapne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Meera: aik to inki income aur doosre inke din kum
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Meera: Sir, main English mein pass honay kay liye kuch bhi karun gi
Professor: kuch bhi?
Meera: yes
Professor: to jao aur khoob study karo
Meera: uffff, tobah, har bewaqoof professor yehi kehta hai
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Meera Beemar hogai to dcotor kay paas gai
Doctor: Meera Ji aap ko iss dawa kay 3 spoonfuls rozana subha shaam lenay hain.
Meera: mein ye nahi ker sakti!
Doctor: Kiyun?
Meera: meray hotel room mein sirf ek hi spoon hai
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Meera nay Mental Hospital phone kerkay receptionist say poochha,
Meera: Please, check ker kay batao kay room 27 mein koi hai
Receptionist jaker dekh ker aati hai aur kehti hai
Receptionist : Nahi room 27 khali hai.
Meera: Great, iss ka matlab hai, mein bhagney mein kamiyab hogai
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Meera jab bhi apnay hotel say bahar nikalti, aik parinda ussay bohot tang kerta.
Akhir aik din bari mushkilon say Meera nay woh parinda pakar liya aur boli: Mein tujhay bari bedadri say maroon gi.
Phir Meera uss parinday ko apnay hotel kay 20th floor per lay gai aur wahan say ussay nichay phenk diya
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Teacher: iss ka kiya matlab hai.... I MISS YOU
Meera: Is ka matlab hai, Mein tumhari miss hon
beqabu
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13 Feb 2011

1 murgha, murghi kay peechay bhaag raha tha
kay achank murghi car kay neechay agai or mar gai
murgha bola: marhooma bari naik thi, jaan dedi per izzat bacha li.
beqabu
from United States
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13 Feb 2011

shohar aur biwi ki larai ho rahi thi
husband bola: tu saali kuttti
biwi: tu sala kuttta
unka bacha saath main betha howa tha, wo bola: main saala Puppyyy
beqabu
from United States
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13 Feb 2011

Veena Malik: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Veena Malik: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Veena Malik: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
beqabu
from United States
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13 Feb 2011

3 choontiyun ki taraf aik haathi bhaga aa raha tha
pehli choonti: hum iss hathi ko maar dalen gay!
doosri choonti: hum iss hathi ki taangen torr den gay!!
teesri choonti: maaf kerdo becharey ko hum 3 hain aur wo akela!!!
beqabu
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261
13 Feb 2011

choonti aur haathi ki love marriage hui,
agley din haathi mar gaya,
choonti boli: wah ri mohabbat, 1 din ka piyar mila, ab sari umar qabar khodnay mein guzray gi
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
262
13 Feb 2011

Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohot maara.
Nurse ne poocha, kiyun maar rahi ho?
Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha tha, Kitne Aadmi thay?
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
263
13 Feb 2011

daadi: kahan gai thi?
Veena: ashmit se milney gai thi.
daadi: kisliye?
Veena: haan, bohot kiss liye
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
264
14 Feb 2011

zabardast beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
u rocksssssssssssssssssssssss
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
265
14 Feb 2011

welcome back beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
tusi AGAin chaaaaaa gaye broooooooooo
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
266
14 Feb 2011

Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
267
14 Feb 2011

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
268
14 Feb 2011

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
269
14 Feb 2011

@asimpeshawar Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR(sikh) kon?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
270
14 Feb 2011

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
271
14 Feb 2011

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
272
14 Feb 2011

Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun.
Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
273
14 Feb 2011

@asimpeshawar Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
274
14 Feb 2011

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus Ring Master: Can any one do this.?
Sardar ji: Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
275
14 Feb 2011

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
276
14 Feb 2011

Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
277
14 Feb 2011

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ?
Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
278
14 Feb 2011

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
279
14 Feb 2011

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
280
14 Feb 2011

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love; After marriage: It is self-defense
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
281
14 Feb 2011

cmon vidpk,wt is going on here?i didnt write my last 4 comments,who is doing this?why are you merging my old comments with my new ones?
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
282
14 Feb 2011

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Iraq.(KILLED)
SARDAR: I Think (KILLED)....
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
283
14 Feb 2011

A Sardar was watching a movie " Jurassic Park " in the cinema.
The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen, Sardar ran quickly outside the cinema.
Friend: Why you are running. It's just a film.
Sardar: Mujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, tujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, magar usay kya pata woh to janwar hai.
Naintara
from Canada
joined 4 yrs ago
284
14 Feb 2011

Naintara koi naya lateefa bhi likhti behnaaaaa
saab k saab jokes copy paste kar diye,,,,,,,------
aur oss par sey TUm ye bhi chahoo gi k SAAAB hansein????
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
285
14 Feb 2011

Aik pathan ko sab loog mar rahay thay.....
kisi nay poocha yar iss becharay ko keon mar rahay ho.
Logoon nay kaha :subah say pooch raha hai Valentine's day ki Namaz kitnay bajay ho gee......
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
286
14 Feb 2011

gud one
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
287
15 Feb 2011

Aik Angraiz Pakistan aya urdu seekhnay kay liye.

Jab wo wapis giya to friends na poocha… Kiya seekha?

Angraiz: Bijli Chali Gaee, Bijli Aa Gaee
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
288
15 Feb 2011

What is the fastest thing in world?

American: Light
Chinese: Thought
Pakistani: Blink of an eye
Indian: It’s loose motions, because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink, think or turn on the lights, it was over!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
289
15 Feb 2011

*its
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
290
15 Feb 2011

1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.

Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?

Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay kay Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
291
15 Feb 2011

Bacha: main ne Billi kay samne 2 choohay rakhe uss ne 1 khaya 1 nahin khaya batao kiyun??
Aadmi: doosra chooha plastic ka hoga!
Bacha: nahin, doosra meri naak ka tha...
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
292
15 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Kaddoo-Maarka Totkey! Part 6

sardion mein skin khushk ho jaye
to pani mein haldi aur milk powder daal ker ubal len.
thanda ho jaye to dahi, makhan, daal kay mixture ko oven mein rakh den.
kuch dair baad nikal ker uss mein garam pani daal ker phent len.
jab wo sahi paste ban jaye to phaink den
aur face pe cold cream laga lain
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nand aap kay make-up ka saman istemal ker kay tabah kerti ho
to next time jab woh make-up ka saman maangnay aye to uss kay mun per zor-daar chamaat lagaen. uss ka mun laal hojaega aur ussay make-up ki zaroorat nahi hogi
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agar pakistani shaadi mein jao
to toot paro khanay per aur yaad rakho,
1: pehli bar is tarha khana khao kay doosri bar milega nahin
2: doosri bar is tarha khana khao kay pehli bar mila hi nahin tha
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agar sardi lag rahi ho
to apnay ooper mitti ka tail daal ker aag laga den, sardi nahi lagay gi aur na hi kambal ki zaroorat ho gi
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Agr koi tumhain pathar maarey
to tumara farz ha kay tum us per phool phainko lekin gamlay samait
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agar aap ki zindagi mein andhera ho
to bewaqoofo light On ker lo
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kisi ko dua deni ho
to iss tarah do,
mooli gajar ka noor tujh par barsay
teri chahat mein aaloo timater barsay
teri zindagi mein ayen itne kaddoo
ke tu tindey khane ko kabhi na tarsay
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kaam waali masi ko impress kerna ho
kambakhto...kaam waali ko to chhor do, agar uss nay apni jharoo se tumhen mor (pea-fowl) bana diya to nachtay phiro gay
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aaj Zubaida chicken paka rahi theen, unhon nay jab chicken mein palak dala
to chicken nay nachna shru kerdiya aur gana gatey huye bola: Hum Pe Ye Kis Ne Hara Rang Dala.....Maar Dala Maar Dala
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
293
15 Feb 2011

Bathroom Songs
In case of loose motions: Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk.
In case of qabz:Na tu aaye gi, na hi chain aaye ga.
In case of gas trouble: Hawa hawa aae hawa khooshbu luta de.
After coming out of bathroom: Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai...
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
294
15 Feb 2011

Faqeer: baji Allah kay naam par paisay do!
Aurat: hud-haram sharam nahin aati road par bheek mangtay ho!
Faqeer: O, kanjoosni , teray 1 rupay kay liye office kholon kiya.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
295
15 Feb 2011

A Rat fall in Love with a Cat!

How the Rat will propose a Cat?

O Billo Rani kaho to abhi jaan dey doon
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
296
15 Feb 2011

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ur 2 gud subha subha fresh kar deti ho
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
297
15 Feb 2011

mind blowing yara 2 good------
sara din khush guzrey ga-
khush rahoooooooooo beqabuuuu yaaraaaaa
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
298
15 Feb 2011

beqabu kahan say ayi hai
beqabu kahan ko jai gi
hansa hansa kay deewana kissay
banai gi yah beqabuuuuuuu
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
299
15 Feb 2011

acha song bana lia tusiiiiii wiii
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
300
16 Feb 2011

Tu chand mange main chand dedoon,
Tu raat mange main raat dedoon,
Tu dil mange main dil dedoon,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar...
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
301
16 Feb 2011

Doctor mareez k peechhy bhaag raha tha,
Logoon ne poocha kya hua?
Doctor - 4 bar aisa hua sala dimagh ka opperation karwanay aata hai aur BAAL katwa k BHAAG jata he
Zeus
from Brazil
joined 4 yrs ago
302
16 Feb 2011

thanku muslimk
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
303
16 Feb 2011

u welcome ishaan
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
304
16 Feb 2011

very funny joke by zeus
aneesa
from Denmark
joined 4 yrs ago
305
18 Feb 2011

zobia91@ kisi unknown id ne app ko galian baki hain or bohot kuch kaha hy
app ne parha hy kia ?
ye zindagi hy drama part 132 main
wafaarzo
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
306
18 Feb 2011

jo koi b hy ose is tarhan ki language use nai karna thi
wafaarzo
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
307
18 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa Ka Interview

1. Pasandeeda Rang: Zarday Ka

2. Pasandeeda Khushboo: Karailay ki

3. Pasandeeda Phool: Gobhi Ka Phool

4. Pasandeeda Din: Dawat Ka

5. Pasandeeda Actor: Shaan ( masaley ki waja se)

6. Pasandeeda Song: Gol gappay wala aya gol gappay laya

7. Pasandeeda Movie: Mirch Masala

8. Pasandeeda Mahawara: Aam ke aam guthlion ke daam

9. Pasandeeda Sher:
aalo, bhindi, kaddoo, tinda, toree
sab hain niralee, sab hain rasilee

10. Pasandeeda Hobby: Kaddoo Chheelna

11. Pasandeeda Naam: Haleema

12. Pasandeeda Sheher: BhaTinda

13. Pasandeeda Hill Station: Shimla (mirch ki wajah se)

14. Pasandeeda Parinda: Murghi (bhuni huee)

15. Pasandeeda Kitaab: Pakwan

16. Farigh waqt mein kiya kerti hain: Apna banaya hua khana khati hoon

17. Pasandeeda Dish: Choon Choon Ka Murabba

18. Koi Message: Khoob Pakao, Khoob Khao, Khoob - - - - (censor hogia)
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
308
18 Feb 2011

antar mantar qalee qalanantar
chee pataakh teen ka dabba chhua
hul hul hula jhul jhul jhula
Kuchh Mehsoos Hua

Nahi

Jadogar Ne Bhi Yehi Bataya Tha Yeh Jadoo Shetan Par Asar Nahi Karegaa
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
309
18 Feb 2011

Dhikchik Dhikchik
Dhikchik Dhikchik
Kuhu Kuhu

Dhikchik Dhikchik
Dhikchik Dhikchik
Kuhu Kuhu

Any Guesses About Yeh Kya Hai ??????

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Yeh Koyal Ke Gaane Ka Remix Hai
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
310
18 Feb 2011

1 Hindu Faoji Ne Jahaaz Se Koodtay Hue Kaha
Jay Kali Mata Ki


Kali Mata Ney USS Ke Moo Per EK Thappar Lagaya Aur Boli
Kali Mata Kahan Ki....
Ab Main Bhi Fair And Lovely Lagati Hoon
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
311
18 Feb 2011

Aaj Ka Khana Hamari Taraf Se

(())
Kabab

--@--@--@--
Seekh Boti

---%%%%---
Seekh Kabab

&

!_!
/.\

Cold Drink

Enjoy Karo Gharibo
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
312
18 Feb 2011

Faqeer: Kuch khaane ko do!

Dilber: Tamatar Khao

Faqeer: Roti Hee de do baba

Dilber: Tamatar Khao

Faqeer: Tamatar hi khila do

Haseena: Ye Totla hai, Keh rahe hai KAMAKAR KHAO!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
313
18 Feb 2011

1 Afriki Apne Khandan K Sath Jungle Me Ja Raha Tha

1 Din Usey Jungle Se 1 Shisha Mila

Wo Samjha K Us K Baap Ki Tasveer Hai

Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or Us Se Roz Baten Karne Laga

Us Ki Bivi Ko Shak Hua

1 Din Shohar Ki Gair Mojoodgi Me Us Ne Shisha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh K Boli:

Acha Tho Ye Hai Wo Kalmoohi Jis Se Mera Shohar Baten Karta Tha

Os Ne Shisha Apni Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:

Khair Hai Buddhi Hai Jald Mar Jaegi.... :)
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
314
18 Feb 2011

too funny
nini
from Canada
joined 3 yrs ago
315
20 Feb 2011

too funny
nini
from Canada
joined 3 yrs ago
316
20 Feb 2011

aya reeeeeeeeeee
aya reeeeeeeeeee
beqabu jokes sunanay
hamay hasanay
aya reeeeeeeeeeee
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
317
20 Feb 2011

hahahahahahhha nice aamad beqabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
318
20 Feb 2011

sardar pathan se tum ne
aaj docter ke pas nai jana,

pathan;
Aaj hamari tabiat kharab ha
jab thek ho gi to jaon ga.........
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
319
20 Feb 2011

1 pathan ko shadi ke 3 months
baad beta hua,

pathan to bivi
ye 3 months me beta kese hua?

bivi;
ap ki shaadi ko kitna arsa hua?

pathan;
3 months

bivi:
aur meri shaadi ko?

pathan;
3 months

bivi;
aur bacha kitne months
ke baad huwa?

pathan;
3 months

bivi;
total kitne hue?

pathan;
oye yara waqai 9
mahine ho gay
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
320
20 Feb 2011

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
321
21 Feb 2011

laghta hay k beqabu ye totkey pehlay khud per azmata hey phir likhta hey.
Samira
from Canada
joined 5 yrs ago
322
21 Feb 2011

2 gud
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
323
21 Feb 2011

every body ans me.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
324
21 Feb 2011

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
325
21 Feb 2011

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
326
21 Feb 2011

kiyon kay uski eyes bhangin hongin hehehheee
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
327
21 Feb 2011

nai try again
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
328
21 Feb 2011

joker@ may be true love
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
329
21 Feb 2011

only girls can answer this .....but my guess shakal dekh kar shaeed unka dil na karay iss liay ankheen ban kar leateein hain.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
330
21 Feb 2011

i have read this sms many times on net, here is the answer/full version,

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
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Because
Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
331
21 Feb 2011

ha haey
wafaarzo
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
332
21 Feb 2011

boli baat hy aeshi baten nai kalty chohti bachian b yahan ati hain wo b ye parhti hain bola ashar palta hy
wafaarzo
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
333
21 Feb 2011

googoo gaagaa...sholee(sorry) sholee sholee ..... :)
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
334
21 Feb 2011

chaleen hum aisi bateen nahi kartay ....lakin yeh tashnagi to door kar deen ,app ankheenn keon band kar leateen hain....:)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
335
22 Feb 2011

beqabu@ you r 100% right yehi ans ha waqai tum beqabu ho.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
336
22 Feb 2011

beqabu@ chalo tumhare lye 1 sawal ha balke koi bi ans ker de no problam.
ok

1 admi zindagi se tang a ker khud kushi ker leta ha wo ase khud kushi kerta ha ke police ko kuch samajh nae ati is ne ase kese kia?
us admi ne chat ke phukke se latak ker khud kushi ki us ki maut ka logo ko 4 din bad pata chalta ha darwaza tor ker ander jaten hain wo tu phukke se latka hua ha lekin neche asi koi cheez nae ha jis se wo char ker latka ho or kamre me or kuch nae ha.

ans do hints de sakta hon only 1
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
337
22 Feb 2011

kisi ne bhi jawab nahi diya. koi baat nahin
chalo hum hi bata detey hain,

wo aadmi baraf (ice) ki silen (blocks) laya. aur un ice blocks ko aik kay ooper aik rakh ker charh gaya aur pankhay(ceiling fan) se latak ker mer gaya. kuch der baad ice blocks pighal (melt) gaye aur sara pani beh gaya.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
338
22 Feb 2011

Q: Duniya ka sub se bara Toilet Konsa Hai?

Guess!!!!!
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A: Pakistan ka Railway Track

Ye track Karachi se Khyber tak jata hai. Ye Duniya ka taweel tareen Toilet hai.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
339
22 Feb 2011

Zubaida Apa Ka ChhipKali Maarnay Ka Khufia Totka

* Chinee mein laal mirch powder mila ker goliyan bana len aur kisi aisi jaga per rakh den jahan chhipkali aati ho.
* Kuchh hi der mein chhipkali wo sub goliyan kha le gi aur uss ko bohot mirchen lagen gi
* Mirchon ki waja se chhipkali sink ki taraf bhagay gi paani peenay k liye, jab wo pani peenay lagay to ussay sink mein dhakka de kar thanda pani khol den.
* Chhipkali ko thanday pani mein bheeg ker sardi lagey gi to wo jaltay hue choolhay ki taraf jaegi.
* Jab Chhipkali aag kay qareeb jaaye to aag mein ek phuljharee daal daal den.
* Phuljharee ki chingarion say chipkali jal ker zakhmi hojaye gi.
* Zakhmi Chipkali ko ICU mein admit kara den
* Aur phir jub Chhipkali ICU mein ho to uss ke moo se Oxygen Mask hata den.
* Chhipklai dum ghutney se mar jaegi aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
340
23 Feb 2011

Ek pathan bari dair say ek haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha.
larki sharma kar boli kaya daykh rahay ho
pathan bola hum soch rah tha kay agar tum hamara ammi hota toh hum bhi khobsurat hota.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
341
23 Feb 2011

Ek repoter zakhmi larki say kay jab bomb gira toh kaya who ek dum say phatta.
zakhmi larki gussay say
ji nahi,who raingta huwa meray kareeb aya
aur nihayat adab say
payar say
dheeray say
holay say
sharma kay araz kiya
BACHNA AYE HASEENO LO MAI AHH GAYA
DHUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
342
23 Feb 2011

BIWI SHOHAR SAY
SUNA HAI KAY JANNAT MAI BIWI KO NAHI LAY JA SAKTAY
HUSBAND BOLA HANN PAGLI ISS LIYE TOH USSAY JANNAT KHATAY HAIN.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
343
23 Feb 2011

BAAP BETAY SAY
AJJ TAK TUMNAY MERA AISAY KOI KAMM NAHI KIYA JIS SAY MERA SAR UNCHA HO
BACHAY BOLA
YAAD KARAY PAPA EK DAFA MAINAY APP KAY SAR KAY NICHAY TEEN TAKIYAN RAKHAY THAY.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
344
23 Feb 2011

TRAIN CHAL PARI DO PATHAN BARI TEZZI SAY DORTAY HUWAY AHH RAHAY THAY
EK NAY HIMMAT KI AUR TRAIN KO PAKARNAY MAI KAMYAAB HO GAYA LOGON NAY TAREEF KI
WAH JI BARI HIMMAT HAI APP KI KAHAN JANA HAI APP KO
PATHAN BOLA
OHHH KHANA KHARABA JIS KO JANA THA WHO PECHAY RAH GAYA HUM TOH CHARHANAY AYA THA KHOCHA.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
345
23 Feb 2011

TEACHER NAY STUDENT KO MY CLASS TEACHER PAR ESSAY LIKHNAY KO DIYA
THORI DAIR BAD EK STUDENT KHARA HUWA
USNAY MISS SAY POCHA
KAY MISS `CHIKNI` KO ENGLISH MAI KAYA KHATAY HIAN.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
346
23 Feb 2011

beqabu perfect right.good
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
347
23 Feb 2011

************* Medical Ghazal ********************

Chalo ao ab mosam ka Maza chakhen
Tamam dawain bachoun ki pohonch se door rakhen

Tum se milne ki ab kya justujo karen
Tabeyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say rujou karen

Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
syrap ko achi tarha hila kar istemal karen

Dil mera toot gaya uthi jab us ki doli
subha dopeher sham aik aik goli

Dil mera ishq karne pe razamand rahey ga
juma k din clinic band rahey ga
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
348
23 Feb 2011

"Rasheeda says :
Every one is not my friend but my friends r not like every one.

Sari achi bateen shakspear he nahi kehta,kabhi apnay ki bhi sun leya karo......:)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
349
23 Feb 2011

Faraz ney parindey say pocha ..
kia tumhain asmaan sey girnay ka nahi hai dar?

parinday nay kaha...

Faraz plz yaar pathano wali baat mat karo.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
350
24 Feb 2011

gud one rider
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
351
26 Feb 2011

a question
wo konsi vegetable hy jis k naam main 2 chezon k naam aik sath ate hain ???????
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
352
26 Feb 2011

kheera...
umeibrahim
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
353
26 Feb 2011

nai kheera nai hy
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
354
26 Feb 2011

Suger level

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it Wife observes the whole episode.

Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
355
26 Feb 2011

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

&

&

&

&

&

Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
356
26 Feb 2011

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOTIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT PHOOTI
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
357
26 Feb 2011

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
358
26 Feb 2011

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
359
26 Feb 2011

zarwaali786

very funny .......good one's...specially blood bank wala.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
360
26 Feb 2011

thank u shooo much
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
361
26 Feb 2011

app hal waqt kuch olta hi bolty hou ye pehli baal hy jo ap ne acha kaha
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
362
26 Feb 2011

GF is springroll and wife is dabbagol...very funny
umeibrahim
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
363
26 Feb 2011

achay jokes to har aik ko pasand aatay hain.....
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
364
3 Mar 2011

jokes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz saray so gay hain kaya beqabu where r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?????
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
365
3 Mar 2011

@zarwaali786 I think woh vegetable hai Serson is mein ser(Head) aur son (qasam pabjabi mein son kehtey hain am I right?
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
366
3 Mar 2011

is ke ilawa Palak bhi ho sakta hai Paa meas paaon nd lak (Luck means qismat.)
tuktuk
from Pakistan
joined 5 yrs ago
367
3 Mar 2011

zarwaali wow u r great jokes.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
368
3 Mar 2011

1 pathan apne nikah naame ko goor se dekh raha
tha.

bivi to pathan;

ap kia itni der se nikah naame ko goor se dekh rahe ho.

pathan to bivi;

ohe dilruba darasal hum nikah naame me expiry date dhoond raha tha.
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
369
3 Mar 2011

A boy was driving a car, a girl was trying to overtake him rashly Boy says: “Hey…Buffalo!!” Girl Shouts back: “You Bull, Donkey, Stupid!”:@ Then she accidents and hits the Buffalo crossing the road.. Moral: “Some girls never understand what boys say!”
saaim00
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
370
3 Mar 2011

kisi ne b sahi nahi btaya na
main hi bta dti hoon
lockey
lock key
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
371
3 Mar 2011

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
372
3 Mar 2011

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
373
3 Mar 2011

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
374
3 Mar 2011

A man to Sardar
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
375
3 Mar 2011

he is not my friend
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
376
3 Mar 2011

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
377
3 Mar 2011

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
378
3 Mar 2011

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
379
3 Mar 2011

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
380
3 Mar 2011

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
381
3 Mar 2011

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do or do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
382
3 Mar 2011

sardar in coffee shop with his wife:
Srdar: Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife: Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
383
3 Mar 2011

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
384
3 Mar 2011

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
385
3 Mar 2011

1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
.
.
2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
386
3 Mar 2011

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
387
3 Mar 2011

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
388
4 Mar 2011

lol 2 gud
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
389
4 Mar 2011

kooooooooooooooooool jokes Zarwaali.good
usman_u82@yahoo.com
from Unknown
joined 3 yrs ago
390
4 Mar 2011

Newton’s 4th Law of motion:
Loose motions can never be done in slow motion
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
391
4 Mar 2011

Aik Angraiz ne Pakistani Mirchon wala khana khaya
subha toilet say bahar aa kar bola: ab samajh mein aaya kay Pakistani log pani se kiyun dhotay hain, tissue se aag kahan bujhti hogi
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
392
4 Mar 2011

Aik aadmi public toilet mein gaya, uss ki nazar samnay pari, likha tha: left side ki taraf dekhen. uss ne left side ki taraf dekha, wahan likha tha: right side ki taraf dekhen.
uss ne right side ki taraf dekha, wahan likha tha: ooper dekhen, uss ne ooper dekha, wahan likha tha: neechay dekhen. Uss ne neechay dekha, wahan likha tha: idhar udher kiya dekh rahay ho bewaqoof...araam se beth ker hago
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
393
4 Mar 2011

Aik lambi naak walay aadmi ki shaadi laambi naak wali aurat se hogaee
jab un ka bach piad hua to
Nurse boli: Mubarik ho, Aap kay ghar aik NAAK paida huee hai saath mein thora sa bacha bhi laga hua hai
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
394
4 Mar 2011

Chef Rahat Ki Chicken Biryani Recipe

Ek Murghi Ko QATAL Karo.
Oil Me Use GHUSAL Do.
Phir Dahi Ka Safaid KAFAN Do
Shan Masale Se Khushbo Ki DOHNI Do.
Us K
Bad Chawal Me Us Ki QABAR Banao.
Jab Tayar Ho Jaye To Mujhe Dawat Do.
Take Me Us Ki NAMAZ E JANAZA Parhaon.
HAPPY BIRYANI
DAY.
Botian Kha K Geo.
Phir Kab Aaon?
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
395
4 Mar 2011

hahaha gud beqabu
nini
from Canada
joined 3 yrs ago
396
6 Mar 2011

welcome beqabuu with ap ki beqabuuu aamad k sath
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
397
12 Mar 2011

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabzi roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: karhai goshat bana lo
W: aaj goshat ka nagha hai

H: paraathe?
W: raat ko paraathe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: payay banaloo?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
398
12 Mar 2011

acha joke hy .full tym pakaoo joke .
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
399
13 Mar 2011

jokes kay dozz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
400
16 Mar 2011

Ajnabi :beta thora pani milega?
Baccha: lassi mile ge.
Ajnabi:bohat hi acha hay, 5 glass lassi pi kay bola tumhare gahar main koi lassi nahi pita?
Bacch:pita to hay par aj lassi main chipkali gir gai thi.
Ajnabi nay zor se peyala phenka or tor diya.
Bacch:Ammi piyala toot gia he ab muna poti kis main kare ga?
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
401
16 Mar 2011

lol
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
402
16 Mar 2011

yikes!
NameUndrConstruction
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
403
16 Mar 2011

Zubaida Apa kay Palang-Torr Totkey! Part 7

agar apna dimagh check kerna ho
to cow kay samnay kharay ho jaaen. agar cow aap kay paas aaye to samajh lein kay aap kay ser mein bhoosa bhara hai aur agar cow chali jaaye to khaali hai
-------------------------------
machli pakatey waqt badboo aaye
to iss ka matlab hai aap ne kachchi gas (phuski) chhori hai, machli bechari ka koi qusoor nahin hai
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pashto sikhni hai to
subha dopeher shaam 100 bar bolen.... takh takh, pukh pukh, khoo khoo, khaa khaa, kherr berr, kerr berr
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chhotay bachay ko raat mein neend na arahi ho to
beta apnay mun per ek zordar chamaat lagao tumhari need bhi ghaaib ho jegi
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agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti kay sath thora sa tambacu bhi dal dein
to chaey kay bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi
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agar nails pe matti ka tail dal kr agg laga di jaye to unhen kaatnay ki zaroorat paish nahin aati
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agar nazar kamzor ho
to aik laal baig ko 2 cup doodh mein ubaal ker, dhoop mein sukha ker, chutki bher laal mirchon kay saath pees ker ankhon per lagaaen, bohot jald ifaqa hoga
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date per girlfriend ko le jana ho
to usko topi wala burqa pehna lo. iss tarha munni badnaam b nahin hogi
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agar sardioun mein raat ko sonay say pehlay aik addad taiz mooli, aik plate ubli hui chanay ki daal, aur kaala namak hasbe-e-zaiqa kha kay ooper say lehaaf orh liya jaye
to aap kay lehaaf kay andar chemical bombing start ho jaeygi js say andar ka temperature barh jaeyga aur sardi nahi lage gi
note: jazbati ho k khaanay ki miqdaar ko zayada mat kariye ga warna lehaaf jal ker phatt sakhta hai
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agar sardiyon me aap ke pairon ki airiyaan phat jayen or koi cold cream asar na kare
to aap sui dhaaga lay ker apni airiyon ko sii len
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agar jism pay garmi dano ko khujanay say zakham ho jaaen
to jaraseem ko marnay kay liye un zakhmon pe laal mirch, namak mila ker lagaaen
to aapkay moun se foran niklega ZUBAIDA AAPA Tum Aik Dafa Mil Jao Bus
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agar ghee seedhi ungli say naa niklay
to kambakhto ghee ko garam karlo har cheez mein ungli dalna zaroori hai kiya?
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
404
17 Mar 2011

very good totkey .chai ki patti wala or munni badnaam hoi best hain
good job
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
405
28 Mar 2011

Cricket World Cup 2011 Jokes

India ne dhamki di hai k agar Pakistan Final main pohncha to ussey India main khailnay nahe dain gay…
Is pe Altaf Hussain ne elaan kea hai k Cricket World Cup 2011 final Telephone
pe hoga :)
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
406
28 Mar 2011

Yun Pakistan say dushmani achi nahi hai India
Sheela teri jawan hai
Munni teri badnaam hai
aur
Captain humara PATHAN hai
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
407
28 Mar 2011

INDIA walo yaad rakho agar world cup mein hum se na haary to,
Shoaib malik or Sania mirza k bad agli bari
Shoaib Akhtar or Dia Mirza ki hai
.
.
Sheikh Rashid bhi kanwara he.
Or
Tmhari Lata Mangeshker bhi.
.
.
Waseem Akram ki wife bhi nh rahi
Or
Sushmita Sen bhi akeli hai.
.
.
Or to or
sub se bada khatra Sonia Gandhi ko hai kay uss ka shohar mar chuka hay
Aur
Aur hamara Asif Ali Zardari bhi.....
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
408
29 Mar 2011

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
KYA RISHTEY HIEN ITNEY SAREY SALEY

from Unknown
joined
409
29 Mar 2011

SONIA AUR ZARDARI KA TU ZABERDAST HEY YAAR YEH TU WESEY BHI HO JAYE TU ACHA HEY

from Unknown
joined
410
29 Mar 2011

pathan calls wife: ghar nahi aa sakta ,car ka steering gear sub chori ho gaya hai...

After 5 mint: he calls again "aa raha hun, galti say pichli seat pe beth gaya tha.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
411
29 Mar 2011

Teacher :iss ko khalis punjabi main translate karo
"you are drinking tea alone"

student: Lakh lanat teri shakal tey begherta,kalyaan e cha,pi reyan aen......
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
412
29 Mar 2011

sardar darvazay pay Gun liya khara tha .
wife: yahan kyun khary ho?
sardar: sher ka shikar pay ja raha hoon.
wife: to jao.
sardar: kaise jao bahar ku.tta khara hay.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
413
29 Mar 2011

Teacher : agar tum apnay dost ko 500 do, usko 200 ki zarurat ho to woh kitnay wapis dega?
student : kuch bhi nahi
Teacher: tum hisab nahi jantay.
student: sir app uss chawal ko nahi jantay.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
414
29 Mar 2011

professor: jo dusray ko apni bat na samjaha sakay wo Gadha hota hai.
student: sir kiya matlab main samjha nahi...
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
415
29 Mar 2011

aik larki apnay boy friend kay sath ghum rahi thi kay achanak uska husband agaya or larkay ko marnay laga.
larki: mar Kamin.ay ko apni biwi ko to ghumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumani lay aata hai.
itnay main larkay ko josh aaya or woh husband ko marnay laga.
larki: mar kut.tay ko na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
416
29 Mar 2011

Girl: chand kitnay hoty hain.
Boy: do ...1 tum or ek woh oper!

After marriage..........

wife: chand kitnay hoty hain.
husband: andhi ho kya,woh asman pay kia kharboza hai.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
417
29 Mar 2011

"Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko us ka Haq dila nahi saktay ,to jo us kay paas hai wo b cheenlo."

(janab Asif ali zardari ki kitab :pakistan khappay aur awam tappay say iqtibaz)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
418
29 Mar 2011

Doctor : motape ka 1 hi elaaj hay tum rozana sirf 1 roti hi khaya karo!
sardar: yeh 1 roti khane say pehly khani hai ya khane kay baad?
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
419
29 Mar 2011

couple silent in bed.
wife thinks:
why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like some one else?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my makeup repel him these days?
Is he upset with my nagging?

why is he upset?

Husband thinks:
Why the hell did Afridi give the last over to Razzaq!
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
420
29 Mar 2011

abey o saley rider tu wahan dosri discussion mien tableegh kertahey yahan jahiloun ki terha wohi kaam kar raha hey waqt zaya aur cricket key lateefey.. bhrwa hey tu tu yaar

from Unknown
joined
421
29 Mar 2011

2 guddddddddddddd
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
422
29 Mar 2011

1 joke ha per yad nae a raha.phr sahi
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
423
29 Mar 2011

Thanks usuck, haan ZABERDAST ho jayega ager hamaray kunwaray Sheikh Rashid ki shaadi kunwari Lata Mangeshker se ho aur
Benazir ke baad akele Zardari k liye bewa Sonia Gaandhi hi best rahegi ...soch ker hi hansi aati hai.....hahahaha
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
424
31 Mar 2011

Baby 2 a Lady
Baby: aunty ap k pait ma kya ha?
lady: es ma mera piyara sa,pala pala,nanha munha baby ha.
Baby: chal jhooti.agar itna hi piyara tha to khaya q tha
sargodhian
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
425
4 Apr 2011

Utho Jago Pakistan with Shaista Wahidi

Shaista: Assalam o Alaikum Viewers, Kesay hain aap sub log...bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter........ bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter...(10 minutes tak bakwas)
Shaista: Miltay hain break k baad

Shaista: Welcome back viewers aaj hum phir sirf BOTOX ki batein hi karengay, hamaray saath hain Saba Ansari aur Dr Fazeela .....
Dr Fazeela (Shaista se), tum 100 botox injections subha dopeher shaam apnay moo per lago to 16 ki lago gi, main ne bhi apne moo per 1000 Botox injections lagae hain ab mera moo plastic ka lagta hai bilkul
Saba Anasari: mein 10000 BOTOX injections apne jism per lagwaker football bun chuki hoon.............bak bak bak bak..BOTOXBOTOXBOTOX..bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.......BOTOXBOTOX....bak bak bak bak (30 minutes tak botox bakwas)
Shaista: Miltay hain break k baad

Shaista: Welcome back Viewers aaj hamari mehman hain Sadia Imam. Sadia aap kahan paida hoen?
Sadia Imam: ji mein
Shaista (saidai ki baat kaat ker): Main to Karachi main paidahui thi. bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak.. Oh haan mein poochh rahi thi k Sadia app kana paida Huen?
Sadia Imam: ji mein Rawalpindi
Shaista (sadia ki baat aik baar phir kaat ker): Rawalpindi Bara hi khoosurat sheher hai. mein wahan 50 chakker laga chuki hoon....bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak.. Oh acha to aap Rawalpindi mein paida huen. Achha ye batein aap ne acting kab shroo ki
Sadia Imam: jab mein college
Shaista (sadia ki baat kaat ker): Mein to college mein bohot busy hoti thi. mediacal college mein admission ke liye bohot pernha pert tha bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak.. aik call letey hain. Hamariay saath line per hain miss Faqeerni No1
Miss Faqeerni No1: meri pehli dafa call mili hai. shaista app bohot khooobsurat hain, aap kay kapray bohot achay hain. Mujhay Gift main kiya de rahi hain?
Shaista: Aik dress aap ka hua. Viewers, aaj ka sawal hai k
1) Shaista bak bak zyada kerti hai
2) Shaista bla bla zyada kerti hai
3) Shaista ter ter zyada kerti hai
hamein zyada se zyad sms karin
Shaista: sadia, aaj kal kiya horaha hai?
Sadia: ji aaj
Shaista (sadia ki baat kaat ker): main to aakal nonstop bak bak bak bak bak bak kerti hoon bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak..sadia aap kiya keh rahi theen?
Sadia: ji aaj kal meray paas jo
Shaista (sadia ki baat aik baar phir kaat ker): meray paas to bohot dresses hain...bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak...hamariay saath line per hain miss Faqeerni No2
Miss Faqeerni No2: meri first time call mili hai. shaista app husn ki devi hain, aap ka dress bohot acha hai. Mujhay Gift main kiya milay ga?
Shaista: Aik dress aap ka hua. Viewers, aaj ka sawal hai k
1) Shaista bak bak zyada kerti hai
2) Shaista bla bla zyada kerti hai
3) Shaista ter ter zyada kerti hai
hamein zyada se zyad sms karin
.bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter........ bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter...bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter........ bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter...bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter........ bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter.....bak bak bak bak....bla bla bla bla bla bla...ter ter ter ter ter..
(70 minutes kay interview mein Sadia Imam 3 minutes hi bol pai bamushkil)
Shaista: viewers program ka waqt khatam hogaya umeed hai app ko Sadia Imam ka interview bohot pasand aaaya hoga. Kal main phir bak bak karoon gi...Khuda Hafiz
Utho Jago Pakistan
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
426
4 Apr 2011

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww v gud beqabu ap to sach ma beqabu han............... hahahaha
zeni@@
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
427
6 Apr 2011

Husband: kya tum nay mujhe kutt'a kaha?
wife: did't answer
Husband again asked.

No answer.
Then he asked again.

Wife: Nahi kaha na,plz ab bhonkna band karo..
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
428
6 Apr 2011

Eik aadmi Dr.se: Lambi umar ka koi Tariqa bataiye.
Dr: shadi kar lo.
Aadmi: kia iss say umar lambi ho jaegi?
Dr.Nahi, ye shoq khatam hojaega.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
429
6 Apr 2011

" Tamaam pakistannion say guzarish hai kay jab wo khud har jaen to kisi aur team ko support kar k us ka beragharak na karen.
shukria"

(kumara sangakara: sri lankan captain)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
430
6 Apr 2011

Aziz pakistaniyoo......

Tension mat lo main nay kal rat badla lay liya hai
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shoaib Malik:)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
431
6 Apr 2011

Husband or wife main jhagra hua, tou wife nay apni maa ko fone kiya:
ammi mera un say jhagra ho gaya hai, main 3,4 mahino k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hoon.

Maa boli: jagahra us kamina'y nay kia hai saza bhi usey hi milni chahiye.....

Tu wahi ruk main aa rahi hoon,5 ,6 mahinoo kay liyay.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
432
6 Apr 2011

3 chehray Inaan ko kabhi nahi bhooltey......

eik mushkil main sath dainay wala.

Doosra mushkil main sath chorr janay wala.
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tesra
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"Misbah-ul-Haq"
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
433
6 Apr 2011

Jab main 6 saal ka tha to mera baap mujhe jaib kharch nai deta tha, phir main ammi kay sath sone laga or abu ko ammi kay pass nai aane deta tha,
abbu majbur ho kar muje 20 rupee roz dene lagay

"siyasat ka ye mera pahla kadam tha......"

(asif Ali zardari ki kitab:
han main bachapan say kam'ina hun)
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
434
6 Apr 2011

2 gud
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
435
8 Apr 2011

bohat zaberdast rider
fairy77 [moderator]
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
436
9 Apr 2011

fairy77

app or meri tareef ......kuch yaqeen nahi aa raha.......sunna hai dushmanoon ki tareef karnay wala bohat aala zarf hota hai.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
437
10 Apr 2011

A couple in an Art Gallery saw a picture of a Girl covered by leaves.

Husband keeps on watching..........
wife: Ab chalna hai ya tufan ka intizar kar lain.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
438
10 Apr 2011

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
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Where do Pakistani batsmen perform at their best?
In Advertisements.
soni123
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
439
10 Apr 2011

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye, beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n ahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ?
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
440
10 Apr 2011

*Afridi Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Mohammad Yousuf:
Kitnay Runs Banay?

Afridi:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Saalon Ne Pehle Hi Out Kar Dia!
soni123
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
442
10 Apr 2011

joker ???????????
kia hoa tmhe
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
443
11 Apr 2011

@rider apna apna zarf aur zaban hey.. apni apni terbyat hey..)
fairy77 [moderator]
from Unknown
joined 4 yrs ago
444
11 Apr 2011

Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
445
11 Apr 2011

isy joke nhi samjhna..... ye mujy jis mr. engineer ny dedicate kia tha agr wo is site per b hy to... now its 4 u MR ENGINEER..
sorry to all doctors but yahan doctors ki jga eng. aur eng ki jga doctor parhna..
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
446
11 Apr 2011

Zubaida Apa ka Zabardast Totka

Shaista Wahidi: Mujhey bemari hai. Naa khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Naa soun tu Neend aati hai, Zayada kaam ker k thak jaati
hoon. Zayada bolti hoon to moo mein dard hota hai
Zubaida Apa: Saari Raat Dhoop main betho Theek hojaogi.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
447
11 Apr 2011

Chaand ko gharoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
448
11 Apr 2011

Tum hoteen to aisa hota, tum hoteen to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasteen, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoteen, Tum is baat pe ye kehteen,tum uss baat pe wo kahateen,.....shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
449
11 Apr 2011

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli...., Fiteh Moo...Tusi Ethe vi aa gaye ho !!!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
450
11 Apr 2011

Neend ati hai to khwab ata hai..
Khwab ata hai to larki ati hai..
Larki ati hai to pechay uss ka baap ata hai ..
Phir na larki ati hai na khwab ata hai...
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
451
11 Apr 2011

samandar k kinare betha karo, koi na koi lehar to aye gi, qismat na badli to kaya hua, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jaye gi.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
452
11 Apr 2011

Ek bacha peda hote he nurse se bola: Cell phone hai kya?
Nurse: Hai lekin karoge kya?
Bacha: Kuch nahi woh bus GOD ko call karoon ga k mein khairiyat se pohanch gaya hoon
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
453
11 Apr 2011

Is ko zara jaidi jaidi parho
HOW.
HOW..
HOW.. HOW.. HOW.. HOW..
HOW
HOW
HOW...
HOW
HOW... HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW
ITNA NA BHONK0 LOG KYA KAHYGAY KUTTTAY KAHIN K.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
454
11 Apr 2011

Ek makhi ki halat bohot kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai (tea) main gir gai thi, Peeney wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
455
11 Apr 2011

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
456
11 Apr 2011

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing, zeher hai k pyar hai tera chumma :)
beqabu
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
457
12 Apr 2011

@452 LAHAOLAWALAQUA ILLABILAH
sargodhian
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
458
12 Apr 2011

BEQABU SADA SHAIR AY.....BAKI SAB HAIR PHAIR AY
sargodhian
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
459
12 Apr 2011

beqabu 2 gud mindblowing subha subha mood acha kar ditta muwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
460
12 Apr 2011

keep going dear beqabu yaaraaa
muslimk
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
461
14 Apr 2011

aik pathan k haan bacha paida huwa.Nurse ne bacha khan sab ko dikhaya to khan sab ne piyar se bacha god ma utha liya.thori der bad bachy ne susu ker dala to khan sab ne nurse se kaha:BAJI CHANGE KER DO,YE TO LEAK HOTA HA
sargodhian
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
462
14 Apr 2011

hehehehehehehe hahahahahahahhahahahaha kya bakwas hey but achiu hey usuck khush hoa

from Unknown
joined
463
15 Apr 2011

bijli hoon mai bijli hoon
pakistan ki titli hoon
adha ghanta atti hoon
eight eight ghanta jati hoon
uppar phankha sota hai
nichay banda rota hai
banday ki jaan jati hai
bijli usko tarpati hai
bijli mai nirali hoon
bohat nakhray wali hoon
HAPPY LOADSHEDDING DAY
moombatti jala kay geo
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
464
15 Apr 2011

kuch bewaqoof comments ki ek line parhtay hain
kuch bewaqoof 2 line parhtay hain
kuch bewaqoof adha comment parthay hain
tumnay toh bewaqoofi ki hadh ki kar di
ab tak parh rahay ho
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
465
15 Apr 2011

aya tha imtehan mai mazboon husn par
parchay mai sab nay chehra mera bana diya
uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
yeh class fellow bhi na first ayein hain saray
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
466
15 Apr 2011

o level kay bachay minar-e-pakistan kay top pay:
wow man what a great cool view of the city
apnay school kay bachay:
oye nichay logooon pay thok phankain.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
467
15 Apr 2011

@jo 4u

aya tha imtehan mai mazboon husn par
parchay mai sab nay chehra mera bana diya
uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
yeh class fellow bhi na first ayein hain saray
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
468
15 Apr 2011

hahahahah goooooooood last ishu
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
469
15 Apr 2011

thanku ji
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
470
15 Apr 2011

so sweet
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
471
16 Apr 2011

Jannat k derwazay pe 3 log kharay thay.
Farishta! sirf aik admi he ander ja sakhta hai.

1st:mein molvi hon sari umer deen ki khidmat ki hai janat pay mera haq hai.

2nd:mein doctor hon sari umer logon ki khidmat ki hai janat pay mera haq hai.

3rd:mein zardari k dor ka pakistani hoon or.....

Farishta:bass......... aage kuch mat bol paglay rulaayega kya?
chal andar ja.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
472
16 Apr 2011

A women gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says:" Thats the ugliest baby ,I've ever seen.ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down,fuming.
she says to a man next to her: the driver just insulted me!.
The man replies:You go right up there and tell him to apologize, I will hold your monkey for u.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
473
16 Apr 2011

1 khudkush hamla aawar nay bom,b ka batton dabaya but dhamaka nahi hua wo behosh ho gaya .
Hospital mein hosh aya to nurse ko dekhtay hi bola

Alhamdolilah

Baqi hoorain kahen hein?
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
474
16 Apr 2011

1 admi doston ki mehfil say raat late ghar gaya....dostoon nay aglay din pocha kay wife nay kal khuch kaha to nahi.....
Admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wesay bhi nikalwane wala tha...
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
475
16 Apr 2011

sardar apna result daikh kay........

kya???
Main fail ho gaya aur wo bhi english main?


unpossible...............
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
476
16 Apr 2011

sardar :jab mere bachay hon gay to 1 ko karachi or 1 ko lahore chor aonga.

Dost : wo Q?
sardar: kal TV per bata rahay thy k bachon k darmayan gap bohat zarori hay.....
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
477
16 Apr 2011

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay karnay k bajaye calender 1 saal agay kiyay jaenge kis ki mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega.

Is say pakistan main pooray 1 saal ki bijli bachegi or jamhuri hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2012 main load shedding nahi hogi.

Massege by: Electrical engineer Asif zardari ,Bijli khappe khappe.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
478
16 Apr 2011

1 sardar nay job kay liya apply kia. jawab aya tu khushi main 1 grand party kar dali.
Doston nay fermaish ki kay appointment letter dikhao.

sardar (itraatay hue) :yeh english main hay ,main saat saat tarjuma b karta hon......

"Dear hari you do not meet"
pyaray hari ap tu miltey hi nahi.

"our requriement"
ap hamari zarorat ho.

"no further correspondence....."
or zid na kareen jaldi ajaen.

"will be entertained"
khub mazay kia karay gay.
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
479
16 Apr 2011

gud
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
480
16 Apr 2011

zabardast rider hahahaa
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
481
16 Apr 2011

gudddddddddd
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
482
16 Apr 2011

mera wala gud hmmmmmmmmmmm
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
483
16 Apr 2011

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
484
16 Apr 2011

thanks
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
485
16 Apr 2011




ishu 4 u
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
486
16 Apr 2011

urs bijli wala zabardast.............
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
487
16 Apr 2011

@ishu aj tumne ghass gai ke nai,
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
488
16 Apr 2011

kha li bohat mazay ki thi khuch tumharay liye rakhi hai ahh jaoo thuss lo
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
489
16 Apr 2011

song changa hai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
490
16 Apr 2011

thanku rider ji
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
491
16 Apr 2011

nae ishu abi dil nai ker rah bad me mil ke khahe gy.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
492
16 Apr 2011

thanku ishu ji
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
493
16 Apr 2011

dafa ho bad mai sukh jai gi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
494
16 Apr 2011

acha taza hai tu bata phr moh mar lo ga?
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
495
16 Apr 2011

cow
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
496
16 Apr 2011

haan khoty
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
497
16 Apr 2011

ishu tumhe kon si grass pasand hai
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
498
17 Apr 2011

CHUHE KO LAGI BILLI GORI GORI
DONO MILNAY LAGAY CHORI CHORI
CHUHA BOLA AOO KHELAIN ANKH MACHOLI
BILLI CHUHE KO KHA KAR BOLI
SORRY I HATE LOVE STORY
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
499
17 Apr 2011

1 paindoo ka gadha gum ho gaya, wo gadha dhond kr tang aa gaya to 1 darakht par ja betha.

us darakht k neechay 1 larka or ek larki aa kar beth gaye.

larka romantic mood mein larki se bola: tumahari ankhein itni khubsorat hain k mujhy in mein sara jahan nazar ata hai..

paindoo foran bola: yaar mera gadha to check kro kahan hai.. lolzzz
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
500
17 Apr 2011

MAN: My Wife Died Yesterday, I Am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out What To Do?

FRIEND: No Problem Just Imagine She Is Coming Back!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
501
17 Apr 2011

Maine uska chehra thapar mar mar kr lal kardia q k osi ne mjhy kaha tha k...
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thappar se dar nai lagta sahib "pyar" se lgta hai...!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
502
17 Apr 2011

1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aya..!

School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan?

Bacha: KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI...
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAAR K BHI LE SAKTE HAIN

Sir: Begairat

Bacha: BEGAIRAT SE YAAD AAYA,
AAP K PAPA KESE HAIN?

Sir: Nikal ja meri class se

Bacha: CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUJE HO JAOGE K MARKS KAHAN DEN OR KAHAN ZERO DEIN!..
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
503
17 Apr 2011

Wo konsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rahti he?

Nhi pata?
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Ans:

Garam Masala
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
504
17 Apr 2011

Boy on Phone : I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk barefoot 0n hot coal just For u !



Girl: Can you come 2 meet me 2 day?



Boy: Abhi to Ammi nikalne nahi dengi bahir Dhoop bohat hay
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
505
17 Apr 2011

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?


Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.


Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.


Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
506
17 Apr 2011

teacher: sardar se ye batao k barish k sath bijli kyun chamkti hai..


sardar g: oo is wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jagah sukhi reh gae aey...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
507
17 Apr 2011

Sardar: i love u da ki matlab e?

Girl: main tum se pyar karti ho.

SArdar. aaj kal dian kuryan te bariyan be sharam ne 1 gal
da matlab ki pochya free he ho gayi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
508
17 Apr 2011

Santasingh appeared in an Examination.
apne saath ek helper ko legaya. Examiner ne
ne pooncha Santa G aap ye saath main
kisi mechanic ko kyon laye ho.?

Santa replied, Sir maine News paper main
read kiya ki Paper Leak hogaya isliye
main Plumber ( Pipe theek kerne wala) ko
saath laya huin.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
509
17 Apr 2011

good ishaan very nice jokes
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
510
17 Apr 2011

thannku ji ajj mera khota gum ho gaya hehehe
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
511
17 Apr 2011

Madam: Kamwali Bai se !!!.. Why didnt you come last week? And that too without informing me?

Kamwali Bai: I had updated my Facebook status as Will be out of town for a week... Sayeb knows about it.
He even commented on my status Come back soon... Already Missing you love!!"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
512
17 Apr 2011

haan realy aj wo aya hi nai
maybe bohot up set tha
zarwaali786 [valued contributor]
from United States
joined 3 yrs ago
513
17 Apr 2011

Ustaad shagird se:koi masal do ke sardion main cheezein sokarti hain or garmi main pehlti hain?

Shagird ……. janab garmion main chotian phel kar dhai mehene ki or sardion main sukar kar 15 din ki ho jati hain.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
514
17 Apr 2011

A sardar je said 2 a girl.
"PLZ love me"
Girl said tumhain love kerny se pehly me mar na jaon.
Sardar said: Mar jana kisi ghreeb k kam na ana.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
515
17 Apr 2011

BOY :I Love U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Die 4U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Can't Live without U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl:Realy?
BOY:Bhonk mat;)
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
516
17 Apr 2011

Sardar in Shadi Hall
Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
517
17 Apr 2011

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!

Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!

Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos

It is intelligent.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
518
17 Apr 2011

Pathan : Jab hum chota tha to ham Minar-e-Pakisatan se gir gaya tha....

Doosra Pathan :Tum MER gaya tha ya bach gaya tha??????

Pathan : Hum ko yad nahi hum bohat chota tha!!!!!!!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
519
17 Apr 2011

India Ne Dhamki Di Hai Ke Agar PAKISTAN Final Main Pohancha To Usay India Main Khelne Nahi Dein ge
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Is Pe
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ALTAF BHAI Ne Elaan Kiya Hai ke

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Final TELEPHONE Pe Hoga :-) .
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
520
17 Apr 2011

larki larky sy .....januu jub tum mujy miss karty ho to keya karty ho....?

larka ,,,,!jani main tumri favourt choclet khata hon,,


larka ..janiii jub tum mujy miss karti hi to keya kartii hoo??

larkii...! januu main tumin miss karti hon to tumry favourt 2 gold leaf ky segreet peetee honn...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
521
17 Apr 2011

Boy:I luv U
Tm dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho
girl:Acha pr tmhary peche mujh se b zyada haseen girl khri hy
boy mor k pechy dekhta hy pr waha koi ni hota
girl:Agr tm such me mjhse pyar krty tu kbi pechy na dekhty
I hate u.,

MORAL:
Moral woral kuch ni bs
larki zra tez nikli..

Per Picture abi baqi hy mere dost
Boy:chalo Jese tmhari mrzi,mgr ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga,
girl: LO !! Ab mai tm sy mazak B ni krskti...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
522
17 Apr 2011

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
book ka name tha "THE MAN"

Peechey pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha tha.

Book mai likha tha k Brazil k mard bahut "CHARMING" aur Baloch mard bahut "HANDSOME" hote hain.
Kuch dair k baad larki ne peeche dekha aur pathan se uska name pocha.

Pathan:
"RONALDO BUGTI"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
523
17 Apr 2011

A paindoo man was died
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GOD said to him!
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Main tumhein Jannat doon ga!
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Paindoo ne kaha,
Nahin,

MAIN TA HONDA EE LAISAN
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
524
18 Apr 2011

kia baat hai ishaan zabardast..........
rider
from Pakistan
joined 3 yrs ago
525
18 Apr 2011

thanku rider ji
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
526
18 Apr 2011

comes more............. enjoy
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
527
18 Apr 2011

Sardar: Dr. Sahib mjy bat bat pe gali deny aur foran hi bat bhol jany ki bemari hy.
Doctor: tumein ye bemari kab sy hy...???
Sardar: kehri bemari KANJRA...!!!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
528
18 Apr 2011

Interviewer tell me opposite of good

Int: come
sdr: go
Int:ugly
sdr:pichli
Int:ugly?
sdr: pichli
Int :shutup
sdr : keep talking
Int : get out
sdr :come in
Int : Oh my God
sdr : Oh my devil
Int : u r rejected
sdr : I m selected

Balley balley
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
529
18 Apr 2011

soraj howa madham chand jalney laga
main thehra raha zameen chalney lagi
kiya ye mera pehla pehla piyar hai

sajnaa .... bewaqoof bhago ye piyaar nahi zalzala hai ab bhaag warna
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
530
18 Apr 2011

@ishu good goood goooood gooooood goooooooood
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
531
18 Apr 2011

LARKI LARKAY SAY:
AJJ TUM MUJHE AISAY PURPOSE KAROO JAISAY KABHI KISII NAY NA KIYA HO:

LARKA:
KAMINI ZALIL I LUV U
MUJHSAY SHADI KAR KAY MUJHE TABHA O BARBAD KAR DAY.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
532
18 Apr 2011

2 student cheating karne hi wale thay ke Teacher aa gaya or poocha: Tum se peeche wale larke ne abhi kya poocha?

Student:
Sir is ne poocha Japan ka capital kya hai..
Teacher:
to tum ne bata dia?

Student:
Nahi Sir.. Mene isko daanta tha ke abhi to tu ne mujhe Toka hai magar ab na "TOKYO"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
533
18 Apr 2011

pathan roz kitchen mein jata cheeni ka diba kholta or band kr deta.


u know why...?



kyun k docter ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz check kiya karo. hahaha
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
534
18 Apr 2011

Sheikh Ko Apne Parosi Se
Maangne Ki Aadat Thi,

1 Bar Wo Apne Parosi
K Pas Gaya Or Bola:
...
Kia Apki (Car) Farig Ha?

Parosi Bola:Nahi Aaj Gari Pore Din Farigh Nahi Hogi,
Mujhe Bohat Se Kaam Hain.

SHEIKH:
Ye To Bohat Achi Bat Ha,
Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi"
"Geo Sheikh"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
535
18 Apr 2011

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat maar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yaar dost mobile pe baat karte hain jis se bhi puchun,"kis se bat kar rahe ho?"sab bolte hein
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"TERI BHABHI SE"..........
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
536
18 Apr 2011

SILENT Insult

Wife: Why Are You Back Home So Early?

Husband: At Office Boss Told Me,

..."GO TO HELL"..:-P
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
537
18 Apr 2011

Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murgi ko khila raha tha.
Dost: ye kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar: hum khandani ameer log hain.

Roz chicken ke sath roti khate hain...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
538
18 Apr 2011

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...

4. just joined: Kese muje tu mil gayee qismat py ayee na...

5. after some time: Falak tak chal sath mere

6. After some more time: Ye Hum aagaye han Kahan??

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitti...

8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!!!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
539
18 Apr 2011

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi aata.
Docter: Wo asman per kia hai.

Mareez: Chand.
Dr: Abey is se door kia farishte dekhe ga ...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
540
18 Apr 2011

Boy : My Father's Name is Laughing and My Mother's Name is Smiling.

" Teacher : " You Must be Kidding..?

" Boy : "No I am Joking
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
541
18 Apr 2011

pathan ki mangni hui
usy pata challa k us ki
mangeter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha ?????
us ne ye kah ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi or ki nahi ho saki woh meri kya ho gi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
542
18 Apr 2011

aqal mand aur samaj daar admi jab koi khaas aur eham faisala karta hai tooo


apni ankhein band karta hai....
bohat sochta hai....

Apne dil ki sunta hai..
Apne dimagh koo istemal karta hai....



Aur akhir mein wohe karta hai jo?
?

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????
???


???
Uksi Biwi Kehti hai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
543
18 Apr 2011

Mother: Beta apne liye ik naik larki talash kro jo

Namazi
Perhezgar
Parde dar
Naik Serat ho

Beta: Maa ye to btao ky larki se shadi krni hai

ya


"DAMM" krwana hai?
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
544
18 Apr 2011

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apni GrlFrnd Ko Wife Bnana Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab?
SoChO?
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KiSi Or Ki Grlfrnd Ko WiFe Bnana.
(Rishta Wohi..Soch Nai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
545
18 Apr 2011

Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha..
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
546
18 Apr 2011

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
547
18 Apr 2011

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha ...

Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ???

Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai ....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
548
18 Apr 2011

1)Ek admi khara apnay kan ko chabi say zor sy khooja raha tha.
sardar nay dekha to bola:

PAA G, J TUSI START NAHI HOO RAYE TAY MEIN TAKKA LAWAN....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
549
18 Apr 2011

wHAT IS gIRL ??

the one and only Who

did

facial
bleaching
thredaing
curling HAirs
applying
eye shadow
MAskara
Lipstick
Face powder
Nail Paint

and then sAid to everybody
"yar jaldi jaldi mein aesy hi aa gaye hoon kch b nahi kr sky"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
550
18 Apr 2011

Pathan English kay papaer main fail ho gaya,.

Translation ki wajah sey

1. Main ek aam admi hon
( I AM A MANGO MAN)

2. Mujhe English aati hai
(English comes to Me)

3. Mera Taluk Haripur Hazara sey Hai
(I belong to Green pur Thousanda)

4. Sarak per goliyan chal rahi hain
(Tablets r walking on the roads)
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
551
18 Apr 2011

Sardar learning english
A Sardar Learning English in this way.

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
552
18 Apr 2011

Master jee apne student se.....

Koi Aashiqui wala shair sunao ?

Student:

Mota Marta Moti Pe
Bhooka marta Roti Pe
Master jee ki 2 betiyaan
Main to Marta Choti Pe
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
553
18 Apr 2011

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
...koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
554
18 Apr 2011

Mujhy raat bhar ye baat sone nahi deti ''Faraz''
Zindgi 4 din ki hai to Test Match 5 din ka kaise?
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
555
18 Apr 2011

Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut~ta hai Faraz!
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Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
556
18 Apr 2011

Kon kehta hai keh mehboob mera langra hai Faraz....
Aray wo tu mere ishq me jhoom jhoom kar chalta hai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
557
18 Apr 2011

oun baarishon se dosti achi nahin "faraz"
ghar main pani bhar geya tu tera baap nikale ga...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
558
18 Apr 2011

aik sardar apni jaib may pathar daley ghom raha tha....

kisi ne poucha:aisa kyun kar rage ho???

sardar : is duniya men usi ki qadar hoti hy jis ki jaib bhari hoti hy.....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
559
18 Apr 2011

Some translations in Punjabi:

Yo baby! Wassup?

Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?

Listen buddy, dat chick is mine!

O bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa !
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
560
18 Apr 2011

Pathan asked:

teacher if black is a color
& white is also a color

then y black & white t.v is not a color t.v?

teacher shocked

pathan rocked
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
561
18 Apr 2011

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
562
18 Apr 2011

Cheeku Qabristan mein chars pi raha tha. Police aa gayi to cheeku ne chars chhupa di.
Police: "Kia kar rahay ho?"
Cheeku: "kuch nahi, apnay waalid k liye dua kar rha tha."
Police: "ye to kisi bachay ki qabar hay."
Cheeku: "wo, mere waalid sahab bachpan mein hi mar gaye thay.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
563
18 Apr 2011

Dulha apne dost se: "Mujhe shadi mein Susral walon ki taraf se BMW mili hay."
Friend: " Wah, kia bat hay. tu to bara lucky hay."
Dulha: "Oye yaar, BMW means Bohat Moti Bivi."
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
564
18 Apr 2011

Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
565
18 Apr 2011

Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
566
18 Apr 2011

What would happen if women ruled the world?

There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other... ;->
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
567
18 Apr 2011

Cheeku: Yar mein nay apni girl-friend ko gift dena hay, kia dun?"
pappu :"Gold ki Ring day day."
Cheeku: "koi bari cheez bata yaar."
Pappu: "Tractor ka Tyre day day phir."
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
568
18 Apr 2011

Film Star MEERA's Poetry,

Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe Looknay se Meera,
But is heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hay just tere lye
(Aff Cooourse)
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
569
18 Apr 2011

ek aadmi hi aadmi ki nature samajh sakta hay.
Costumer: "mujhe ek ladies suit chahiye.'
Salesman: "begam k lye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaun?"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
570
18 Apr 2011

Friend : Sardar ge set nawa lita?
Sardar L apni kzn ka chukiya ae.
Friend : O kyun ?
Sardar : yaar oh jadun v mildi c kehndi c
"tu meri fone Q nahi Chukda ?
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
571
18 Apr 2011

Sardar 2 frnd : yaar yh joray kaha banty hy?
Frnd : Aasman per...
Sardar: abhy **** yar..
...
Frnd: kia hua?
Sardar : mei to darzi ko dy aya :.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
572
18 Apr 2011

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai....



Husband : Smile nahi de raha...... jab maine tumhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
573
18 Apr 2011

AIk MUHABBT hi nai Dunya may dard ka sbub ay*DOst*


Drwazy wch ungli aa jaye tay OO VV bri Drd kr di ay.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
574
18 Apr 2011

Can u translate the following in Urdu?
Sun+Lion+1/4 kg

Sochen

Nai pta?

Plz try kren

Aftab Sher Pao
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
575
18 Apr 2011

Jang me Pathan ne bullet proof jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi.
Pocho: kyon?

Pathan: Jis me macher nahi ghus sakta us me goli kesey ghuse ga.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
576
18 Apr 2011

2 twins apny kmry me bethy thy.

1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha,

2nd udaas kony me betha tha......

Baap:tm itna q hans rhy ho?

Beta: mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia:-
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
577
18 Apr 2011

If chemist became film producers,
the title would be something like this
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Kabhi Ethane Kabhi Methane...


Main Carbon Ki Deewani Hoon...


Oxygen Walay Hydrogen Le Jayenge...


Hum Solution Bana Chukey Sanam....


Hamara Grignard Reagent Aapke Paas Hai...


Kyun? Melt Ho Gaya Naa....


Mai Ne Spectrometer Kyun Liya...


3 Isomers....


My Name Is Electrophile And I Am Not A Nucleophile....


Muje Se Co-ordinate Covalent Bonding Karogi....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
578
18 Apr 2011

How To Kill A Girl... ?

Give her a Beautiful Dress

Nice Jewelery

Costly Cosmetics.

Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.



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soch soch k hi mar jaigi k kesi lag rhi hun
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
579
18 Apr 2011

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi,

Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!


Wuhahahahhaha Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
580
18 Apr 2011

A Real Cutie One

Girl: Y Do U Always
Follow Me Around ? ?
Boy: Well , Because
...When I Was A Kid ,
My Mom Told Me To
Follow Ur Dreams
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
581
18 Apr 2011

Logic ..............


Teacher to student:A=B,B=C, So C=A

Now tell me an example just like that

student:I Love you, you love your daughter then I Love your daughter…….
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
582
18 Apr 2011

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se kehta he Me Aapko kesa lgta hon.

Miss: So Sweet.

Bacha:To phr me apne ammi abbu ko ap k ghar kab bhejn.
......
Miss: Wo q?
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Bacha: Take wo hamari bat aage chlaaen.

Miss: Ye kya bakwas hy.
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Bacha:
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Tution parhne k lye.
Miss ap b na Qasam se Cable Dekh dekh k Kharab ho gai hain..
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
583
18 Apr 2011

Pathan ki qabar main pehli raat 62 farishtay aaye...
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2 farishtay sawal pooch rahe thay or baqi ke 60 pathan ko sawal samjha rahe thay
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
584
18 Apr 2011

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
585
18 Apr 2011

Newton: How to write 4 in Between 5?

China: Joke!
Japan: Impossible!
USA: Wrong Question!
India: Don't ask foolish question!
UK: Not Interested:!
Pakistani: F(IV)E.....
Pakistani Rocksssssssss
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
586
18 Apr 2011

CHotta bacha dukaandaar se : Uncle rung goraa karne wali cream hai?
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Dukaandaar: Haan hai
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Kid: tu lagate kyun nahi hain?
...... may roz darr jata hun
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
587
18 Apr 2011

Sardar amrood bech raha tha

1 admi aaya or bola, Sardar g ager amood mein kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag paise lega...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
588
18 Apr 2011

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
589
18 Apr 2011

HAPPY HOME RECIPE

4 Cups of Love
2 Cups of Loyality
5 Quarts of Faith
2 Table spoons of tenderness
1 Cup of kindness
5 Cups of Understanding
3 Cups Forgiveness
1 Cup Friendship
5 Tea spoons of Hopes
1 Barrel Laughter

Take love and loyalty; mix throughly
Blend with tenderness, kindness,
Understanding and forgiveness.
Add Friendship and hope; sprinkle
abundantly with Laughter. Bake with
Sunshine. Serve with generous helping.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
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18 Apr 2011

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
591
18 Apr 2011

@JO 4U

Har Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Muskurana Meri Thi Bimari,
Har Ladki Ko Mein Pata Leta Tha Itni Thi Mujh Mein Hoshiyari,
Ek Din Kisi Ladki Ka Pura Parivar Mujhe Peetne Chala Aaya,,
Woh Ladki Nahi Thi Kunwari Jisse Maine Aankh Thi Maari.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
592
18 Apr 2011

Wo ankh bohaat pyari thi jo humne usko mari thi
Wo ankh bohaat pyari thi jo humne usko mari thi -- Wo joti bohaat bhari thi jo usne humko mari thi
Hum tu muft mein pit gaye Galib--- humein tu ankhoon ki bemaari thi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
593
18 Apr 2011

Faraz in Arabic

ZARDARI UN-hukmaara nun Azaabun fee insaana fasa dun FARAAAAAZ..
Aata-tunn
Bijli-sunn
......Petrol-gumm
Bhum Bhum Damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
594
18 Apr 2011

1st girl: Aaj kal ke larkon ka koi aitbaar nai, main to ab sunny ka moo bhi nahi dekhon gi.

2nd: Kyun kya hua tum ne usay kisi or larki ke sath dekh lia?

1st: Nahi us ne mujhe kisi or larkay ke sath dekh lia hai halan ke woh kal keh raha tha ke wo lahore ja raha hai. Jhoota, dhokay baaz, farebi. :D
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
595
18 Apr 2011

Is Qadar toot k chaha hai k koi hisab nahi

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Hai koi hisab? Khud dekh lo!...:D
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
596
18 Apr 2011

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

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Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
597
18 Apr 2011

aik sardar jab bhi kapre dhota tu bahut zor zor ki barish shuru ho jaati..
aik din bahut dhoop nili hoi thi........
or uss ne shukar kiya or dukan sey SURF leny chala geya.....
jab dukan mein entar howa tu,
,,BADAL.,,bahut zor se garja......
tu sardar ne badal se kaha..
,,,KITHEY?????
mein tu nimko lain aya wan,,,,,,,,
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
598
18 Apr 2011

RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer: Tumhein pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe aamney samney se aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?
Sardar:Main kanta badal doonga.
Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Main Red signal doonga.
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer:Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu traina di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay...
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
599
18 Apr 2011

1 admi ne 1 Buddhi Amma k pas Bomb rkh diya,
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Log chilaye
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Amma Bomb hai
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Amma Bomb hai
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wo shrma kr Boli:
Bomb tu ab hoi hun,,,, Jawani me tu pataka thi pataka
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
600
18 Apr 2011

Din be Maza.....

Ratain be Sur....

Her Pal be.chaini......

Mai ny pocha dil sy kya mujhy Pyar hua hai.....



Dil ne kaha


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" Na PUTTAR na, ae final exam day jhatkay nay
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
601
18 Apr 2011

Hisab (math) ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
"angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain'urdu wale urdu main'farsi
wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hisab main baat kune nahi
karte?
itne main Ghanti baj gai.
Ustaad bole:
"ab zyada teen panch(3,5) mat karo or no
do gyara(9,2,11) ho jao"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
602
18 Apr 2011

Teacher 2 Sardar

"Thand" ko Jumlay main Istamal karoo...

Sardar: Tusi sanu sabak parah ditta sady pally pavy na pavy...

tanu te THAND py gai na....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
603
18 Apr 2011

Pathan bagair chilka utare kela kha raha tha.......
Aadmi: Chilka to utaar lo.
Pathan: Chilka utarne ki kia zarorat hai, hum ko pata hai is mein kela hi hota hai
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
604
18 Apr 2011

Doctor: ab to aap khatre se bahar hain to phir ap itna dar kiun rahe hain?

Pathan:Jis truck se mera accident hua tha us par likha tha "Zindagi rahi to phir milenge"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
605
18 Apr 2011

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho,
Tamanna ho...
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Dulhan: sharma k, Aaj se aap he mere Sajid ho,
Tariq ho,
Imran ho

dulha shocks ........dulhan rocks
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
606
18 Apr 2011

Boy: Bus Or Larki Eik Jesi Hoti Hai Ek jati Hey to Doosri Aa Jati Hay....

Girl: Rakhshay or boys Ek jese Hote Hain Ek ko Awaz Do to 4 aa Jate HAin
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
607
18 Apr 2011

Girl: Mujhe kiun dekh rahe ho?Tumhari koi behan nahi hai kiya?
Boy: Hai isi liye tu dekh raha hon
Girl: Kiun?
Boy: Meri behan ko Bhabi chahiye......
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
608
18 Apr 2011

Student: main fail hona chahta hoon

friend: kyoon??

student: papa ne kaha hai k 1st aya to science dilwaonga
2nd aya to arts
aur agar fail hua to shadi ker dain gay.........
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
609
18 Apr 2011

Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar Daku Ban gaya

Daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha

Arz kiya hai

Taqdir me jo hai wohi Milega,

HandsUp, koi apni jaga se ni Hilega
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
610
18 Apr 2011

@ishu abe kia sare kaam dhande chor ke betha hua ha,thora sa time kisi or ko bi de dy?
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
611
18 Apr 2011

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets thinking
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
612
18 Apr 2011

SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota Hai?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Karti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Question Kya Pucha,
Tu To Mujse Pyar Kar Baithi "Pagli"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
613
18 Apr 2011

bohat hai kay aur chahiyeh?????????
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
614
18 Apr 2011

both hain chal 1 kam ker ab thora aram ker or grass kah ke a ja thak gaya ha na subah se joke likh likh ker,itne tak me perh lon ga,
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
615
18 Apr 2011

yeh 1 hour mai likhay hai sara din nai khotay.ek joke tere liye bhi hai bilkul set tere pay hahahhaa
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
616
18 Apr 2011

kahan hai jiger?
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
617
18 Apr 2011

joke no batao
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
618
18 Apr 2011

@JO 4U

Har Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Muskurana Meri Thi Bimari,
Har Ladki Ko Mein Pata Leta Tha Itni Thi Mujh Mein Hoshiyari,
Ek Din Kisi Ladki Ka Pura Parivar Mujhe Peetne Chala Aaya,,
Woh Ladki Nahi Thi Kunwari Jisse Maine Aankh Thi Maari.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
619
18 Apr 2011

dil ,gurday ,phapharay, pittay nazar aya.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
620
18 Apr 2011

@ishu lol kunwari larki wala
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
621
18 Apr 2011

Pathaan Teacher :

Qayamat ke Din zameen phat jaeygi... aaasmaan ke tukre hojainge...

Sardar Student:

to usdin college mai Chutti hogi ?

Pathaan Teacher :

Ham ko Pta Nai ,Notice Board per lage ga to pata lage ga.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
622
18 Apr 2011

Girls Prayer before marriage,


Saas Changi hovay,.
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Ya udi tasveer Deewar ty tangi hovay
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
623
18 Apr 2011

Wh0 R B0iz?

J0 Marne K Baad

Dauzhak Me Bhi Kehte Hein
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Yamraj Ki Bachi Dekh Mama

Patakha Hai Patakha Yaarrrrrrr!!!

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Wh0 R Galz?

Wh0 G0ez T0 Heaven

N Sayz:

Apsara Ki Nail P0lish Dekhi

Huh H0w Cheap...:D:D
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
624
18 Apr 2011

Kid to his mom

kid: mama main kaise paida hua

Mom: maine ek vessel main mitti dal kr rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mile mujh
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Kid did the same thing
jab kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha toh usme 1 mendak tha...

Kid: gussey se, dil toh karta hai k tujhe goli maar du

par kya karu..aulad hai tu meri..
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
625
19 Apr 2011

Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi...
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
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19 Apr 2011

Always Speak The Truth!

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And Run Immediately After Speaking It!! :
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
627
19 Apr 2011

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
628
20 Apr 2011

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss"
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
629
20 Apr 2011

Teacher 2 student: Active voice passive voice ka example btao??

Student: active voice. Tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka ly gaye chain
Passive voice. Mere dil ka ly gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain;-)
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
630
20 Apr 2011

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
631
20 Apr 2011

Computer Teacher to sardar: What are the 3 latest version`s of Java? Sardar reply: 1) Marr Java 2) Mitt Java 3) Lutt Java...
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
632
20 Apr 2011

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: “hun me ae roti nae khani” Sardar: “kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
633
20 Apr 2011

Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that only!! Sardar: This is called ohm’s law…!!
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
634
20 Apr 2011

Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye ´mother tongue´ waly box me kia likhna hy? SARDAR Likh de puttar ´Very Long´
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
635
20 Apr 2011

Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. Sardar: I dont know. Examiner: u fail. Whats ur name ? Sardar:See my leg & tell.
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
636
20 Apr 2011

zabardast eqra 2 gud
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
637
20 Apr 2011

Teacher: What has four legs abut can not walk.

Sardarsingh: Sir " A Table"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
638
20 Apr 2011

SANTA- Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?
PAHLWAN- kam se kam 15
SNTA- Dhat tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta he.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
639
20 Apr 2011

wife: jab aap ny pehli baar mujhy deekha tha to aap ko kaisa laga tha.



Husband:qasam sy main mar jata ager Aayat.ul.qursi yad na hoti.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
640
20 Apr 2011

Pathan 60th Birthday

Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai


Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,

Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
641
20 Apr 2011

maiN raat bher yea khara reh keh soochta hooN Faraz
keh beth keh soochooN ga tu kiya mout aajaye gi??
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
642
20 Apr 2011

Pathan ke wife :
aaj mainay special khana bnaya hy jise khaa kr aap khushe se pagal ho jaye gy

Pathan :

aisa keya pakaya hy ?

Wife :

Naswar Gosht......
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
643
20 Apr 2011

Shadi ki pehli raat dulha kamre me aty howe chair se takra kay gir gaya

Dulhan: (ghabratay huway)
.........Aray Aray shahid bhai aaraam se

Moral:
Aur karo khandan mein shadi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
644
20 Apr 2011

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
645
20 Apr 2011

Gabbar:Ye haath mujhe de de Thakur!
Thakur: Le le mere haath Basanti Veeru aur Jay k bhi haath le le.....Octopus ban ja !
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Gabbar:Sorry yar, tu to mind kar gaya
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
646
20 Apr 2011

Aik Pakistani ne aaj Paani mein 60 minute tak Saans Rokney ka World Record Bana liya hai
^_Pakistan_^
Zindabaad

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Namaz-e-Janaza Kal Ho gi
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
647
20 Apr 2011

1 pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya

pathan tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha

k.

use yad aya

k.

bijli t0 2 din se band hy...l0lx....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
648
20 Apr 2011

Ek aurat Dr se: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya hai.

Dr: I don’t know urdu, please talk in English

Aurat: me know no english.

Dr: try please.

Aurat: My londa is gironda from hero honda.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
649
20 Apr 2011

Murghi ney 3 andday diye aur dua karnay lagi “Ya Allah Naik Aulaad Dena”.
Itnay mein Pehla andda toota aur Chooza Namaz Parr raha tha.
Dosra andda toota to Chooza Tasbeeh pay parr raha tha.

Teesra andda toota hi nahi…
To murghy pareshan hogai, Lakin ander say Awaaz aai “Amma Jaan Pareshan Nahi Hoon Mien Ateqaaf Betha Hon”
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
650
20 Apr 2011

Faqeer to Memon: Allah ke nam pe kuch de do baba
Memon: Cycle pe beth jao ek round de deta hun
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
651
20 Apr 2011

Pakistan k 4 barray problems:
1. Load sheding
2. Mehengaai
3. Dhamaky
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Nojawano ko har haftay hony wala SACHA PYAR.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
652
20 Apr 2011

After an emotional hug,

Girl whispers to Boy: "If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever"



Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING..!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
653
20 Apr 2011

@jo specially 4 u

Teacher: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?
Student: shadi
...T: mera matlab h kya banoge?
S: dulha
T: i mean bary ho k kya hasil kroge?
S: dulhan
T: IDIOT mera matlb bry ho k ami abu k lye kya kroge?
S: bahu launga
T: stupid tumary papa tmse kya chahty h?
S: pota
T: ya Allah, tmri zndgi ka kya maqsad h?
S: shaadi..
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
654
20 Apr 2011

JIN: Kya hukam hai?
INSAN:Mere ghar se America tak road bana
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JIN:Bohat mushkil,Koi aur kaam batao
INSAN:Meri BV ko mery Frmabrdar krdo
JIN:Road single bnana ha ya Double?
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
655
20 Apr 2011

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
656
20 Apr 2011

Teacher 2 Sardar Ji: What Is Ur Father Name?

Sardar Ji:
"Google Singh"

Teacher: Why too Strange?

Sardar Ji: Saala
Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai....
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
657
20 Apr 2011

Teacher: is ki english karo,
"IDHER AAOO BETA"
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Sardar:

"COM PUTER"
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
658
20 Apr 2011

ROFL @ chooza etikaaf... LOL...
amy22
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
659
20 Apr 2011

A cute Proposal

Boy :- I love you
Girl :- Hatt

Boy :- I’ll die for u
......Girl :- Hatt

......Boy :- I can’t without u
Girl :- Hatt

Boy :- I’ll marry u
Girl - really !

Boy - hatt :D
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
660
20 Apr 2011

OMG, LOL... hahahha. Some of them are too funny, ishaan, they made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.
amy22
from Unknown
joined 5 yrs ago
661
20 Apr 2011

thanku ji
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
662
20 Apr 2011

Faraz achanak larki ko dekh ke bola

Lafz tere, geet mere ghazal koi sunaun kia ?

Girl: haath mere gaal tere, kaan ke nichay bajaun kia !!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
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20 Apr 2011

How to kill a boy?

lock him in a room

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tarap tarap k marr jaye ga
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
664
20 Apr 2011

Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: Amrood Khane.

Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

Pathan:

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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.:-)
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
665
20 Apr 2011

Girl : Main Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,

Pathan: Na Tere Aaney ki khushi

Na tere jaaney ka Gum

Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
666
20 Apr 2011

If you want to remove your Wrinkles, Pimples, Acne, Black Heads and any signs of Burnns from your Skin..............
Just Try.
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"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP".
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
667
20 Apr 2011

American: Can U swim?
PAKISTANI: No
American: Dog is Better den u
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bcz It Swims
PAKISTANI: Can u swim?
American: Yes
PAKISTANI: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
:-D
American Shocks , Pakistani Rocks !!!!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
668
20 Apr 2011

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
669
20 Apr 2011

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
670
20 Apr 2011

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
671
20 Apr 2011

Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
672
20 Apr 2011

Pathan halwai se:tum kitne

saal se jalebi bana rahay ho?

Halwai baray fakhar se:30 saal se.

Pathan:laanat hai,tum se aaj tak

jalebi seedhi nahin bani.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
673
20 Apr 2011

ishq main sabb ka INTEREST hona chahiayy…..

ishq bhi laazmi SUBJECT hona chahiayy………

lardkiyun ko iss main SELECT hona chahiayy…….

lardkon ka dakhlaa DIRECT hona chahiayyy….heheheh
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
674
20 Apr 2011

Sardar Ji and Computer


Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
675
20 Apr 2011

1 angrez pakistan urdu seekhny gya aur finally wo sirf 2 lines seekh paya..

1: ALLAH KA shukar hy aa gai.

2: is ki maa ki, phir chali gai:-)
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
676
20 Apr 2011

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,


Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
677
20 Apr 2011

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
678
20 Apr 2011

now Eqra and @ishu cooooooooooooooooooooooooool jokes,soooooooooooooooooooooooooper
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
679
20 Apr 2011

zahe naseeb jahan pannah
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
680
20 Apr 2011

Child: Abu jb ap faiL hojate thaY to dada ap k sath kya slook krty the?

Abu: Wo Meri khoob petai karty the

Child: 0r jb dada faiL ho jate tu?

Abu: To un k walid unki petai karty the

Child: Abu main b exam main fail ho gya hon agr ap mery sath muzakrat krain to ye khandani dehshat gardi khatam ho sakti hai.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
681
20 Apr 2011

Sheikh ki Dukan me likha tha:

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‘Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jay ga,

wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar .
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
682
20 Apr 2011

3 Admi hajj nhi kr skte

1.Zardari

Q. k phr kankar kise marenge

2.Altaf bhai

Q. k telephonic haj nhi hota

3.Nawaz sharif

Q. k wo apne 1 milion k Baal nhi katwae ga
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
683
20 Apr 2011

.Lo G sun Lo

University of Lahore Girls hostle men 1 girl boy k sath bathrom me nhate huy pakri gai

Us boy ka nam hy

LIFE B0Y

Ap ki soch ko salam.!!!
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
684
20 Apr 2011

….Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
MTV Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Ideas Hain Naye Naye
Problem Wohi Purani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Hong Kong Main Honeymoon
New York Main Meri Naani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Kapde Hain Amreeki
Gaadiyan Hain Japani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Paanch Saal Mein Chaar Government
Dekhi Suni Na Jaani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
685
20 Apr 2011

Pathan apne Bap se : mjhe shadi krni hy

Abbu: beta kis k sath?

Pathan: Dadi k sath

Abbu : Begherat wo meri Maa hy

Pathan: to ap ny meri Maa k sath q ki.
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
686
20 Apr 2011

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §ir §chool ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone ki kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari çhotti kaise Hogi
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
687
20 Apr 2011

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.
Eqra
from Spain
joined 3 yrs ago
688
20 Apr 2011

@jo mast joke
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
689
20 Apr 2011

@ishu bus dil ker raha tha mast hone ko,or kerne ko
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
690
20 Apr 2011



@jo lo mast ho
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
691
20 Apr 2011



@jo
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
692
20 Apr 2011

ye kya tarika aya hua ha....iphone ki app ko use ker k itni zyada uploading...ik bar to mza ata ha magr bar bar wohi cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
sargodhian
from United States
joined 4 yrs ago
693
20 Apr 2011

coooooooooooooooooooooooooool
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
694
20 Apr 2011

hehehehehhe
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
695
20 Apr 2011

kiya karen ishu ke kaam dhande ka time huta ha na?
joker [moderator]
from United States
joined 5 yrs ago
696
26 Apr 2011

Ek pathan ke sar main chot lag gayi...

Nurse: Is main 7 Tanke Lagen Ge...

Pathan: Kitna Kharcha hoga ?

Nurse: 3000 Rs...

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana hai Baji Karhaai nahi karwani
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
697
26 Apr 2011

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
698
26 Apr 2011

Teacher: Zmeen aur chand ka
apas main kia rishta hai?
Pathan: bhai behan ka

Techer: Wo kaisay?

Pathan: Q k log chand ko mamu
Aur zameen ko maa kehtay hain
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
699
26 Apr 2011

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaayen
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
700
26 Apr 2011

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

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Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”

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How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years,
but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
701
26 Apr 2011

DEVDAS Of 2010..

Maa Ne Kaha FaceBook Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!......
...Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnds K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!..:
ishaan
from Germany
joined 5 yrs ago
702
26 Apr 2011

Girlfriend Ke Aansu Aur Boyfriend Ke Aansu Mein Kya Fark Hai?

Girlfriend Ke Aansu Farmaish Puri Karwane Ke Liye Nikalte Hain

Jab Kay
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Boyfriend Ke Aasu Unhe Pura Karte Karte Nikalte Hain